The Alice Thing

[Silent Cartoon]

Hahahaha. Sin as the White Rabbit. XD Its so..weird...but works.



AND DON'T GIVE THE BABY TO SIL. LIKE SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH IT EITHER.

 

[xXxJackxXxOffxXxJillxXx]

xD Following her ANYWHERE is a recipe for disaster.

OH NOEZ! Don't give Sil the baby! D: She'll feed it to a big beasty or something! -Gets b***h ******** them! Give it to me! I can sssell it!"  

[Kaori242]

... looks like poor Mel is getting saddled with a child for a little longer.  

[Rose of Hope]

It's okay, Mel would make a great mom. c:  

[Kaori242]

Pardon me, but I am not a woman. That is usually a prerequisite to being a mother, let alone a great one.

He's just grousing because he's a little girl at heart.  

[xXxJackxXxOffxXxJillxXx]

"Aha~ But I disssagree! You HAVE to be a woman, you're lacking the one part that could make you a man, Sssweety~!" -Cackles-  

[Kaori242]

My genitals are a private area, and if you're trying to trick me into taking off my pants, you're out of luck. However - *Takes off shirt* I doubt any female would be fine with that. As you can see, I do not have breasts. *Dresses*

Should've whipped out your d**k. Really should have.  

[Rose of Hope]

You don't necessarily have to be a woman to be a mother. There's always adoption. Besides, I think we all know that Icarus would be a great mother as well, and despite anything he might say, do, or wear, he's male.

In any case, even if you are a man, stuff two bread buns into that beautiful dress of yours, and you'll look the part completely. Problem solved. You don't even have to breastfeed, we have milk powder and baby bottles in this day and age.

For the record, I totally agree the the blonde guy. Totally a great opportunity to whip out your d**k.  

[xXxJackxXxOffxXxJillxXx]

"Life issss full of wasssted opportunitiesss, Eli dear~ And being flat provesss NOTHING. Plenty of women are lacking in breassst sssizzze~! It'sss becaussse he really DOESSN'T have anything down there, that'sss why he missssed the opportunity." > biggrin

Oh, lawdy. D:
Eli and Reivyn shouldn't be allowed in the same room anymore...  

[Kaori242]

*Glare* You're insufferable. I don't need to be spoken to this way.

He's touchy. Just so you know.  

[xXxJackxXxOffxXxJillxXx]

-Opens arms widely- "Aww~ Ssssomeone needsss a hug~! C'mere, Mr. Grumpy!"  

[Kaori242]

I ... really don't think that's appropriate.  

[xXxJackxXxOffxXxJillxXx]

"Appropriate? Ha! I don't think you have an underssstanding of jussst who I am~ You're lucky I wasss only offering a hug. I couldn't chosssen sssooooo much worssse."  

[Kaori242]

We obviously have very different views on decency. Excuse me.  

[xXxJackxXxOffxXxJillxXx]

"You hear that, Eli!? I've been...rejected!" -gasps dramatically- "The utter horror! I think my ego wasss jussst crushed!"