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Justus D Spencer
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:40 pm
Rules Are of Great Importance, But So are Jokes. So to Make Sure You Are Up to Date With the Trends and Fashions Of the Guild, Here is Your One Stop Hot Spot. For the Latest and Greatest.

Rule and Joke Number One: The "Falcon Punch" is the most powerful attack in existence, this attack is fatal, its both undodgeable and unblockable.
When Performing the Fashion Technique, Proper Grammar and Spelling isn't Necessary. For example. "FALCOOOOOM PUNCH!", etc. Is also accepted.

Extension: Most recently, Thanks to MvsC3, the "Bionic Punch" has become very popular, and cant be used in place of the Falcon Punch or as a counter to match its strength.

Rule of GREATEST IMPORTANCE: Men Should Smell Like Men, and Therefore we use OLD SPICE, we will support OLD SPICE, and Will Embrace it as the Scent of a Man. As a Male Member of this Guild it is Your Duty to Use OLD SPICE on All Occasions! (unless something else goes on a really good sale).
Is is known to all Guild members that the OLD SPICE commercials are the best, and quotes from them are EPICLY Funny and Never Over used, ever. OLD SPICE is also the only substance in the world that is capabel of surviving a Falcon or Bionic Punch, and Washing Ones Body with Old Spice Body Wash, you can become nearly immune to all damage and body threating effects. Not to Mention, You will become a Chick Magnet, Like Kind Ant and Yummy Biscuits (Born Chick Magnets).

Law: Kind Ant is The Guild Owner and the Boss so what he saids goes! But Cade Wrote the Rules so Naturally He has permission to Break them.
Kind Ant's Authority is Highest Unless Cade is Around
Cade's Authority isAbsolute Unless Revan is Around
Revan's Authority is without question, unless Kind Ant is Around
And If all three are around, Caiyo is in Charge.

Cade is Invasive: If you try to RolePlay any Romance, it is completely Acceptable for Cade to Appear in the Roleplay and completely ruin the romantic moment. Cade also has full permission to Edit and Add Stuff To Posts, For His opinion must be heard.
This is refer to as Cade's Secret Arts - Post Invasion Technique.



Side Note: "Falcon Fives" - A combination of a Falcon Punch and a High Five, the Falcon Five is something of a glorious and significant action used only to signify a moment of pure awesome. As flaming hand collide with a force so strong it could destroy the universe, it is amazing that the Falcon Five doesn't rip the universe asunder. Logic Defying and Law Breaking, Falcon Fives are only used to recognize the most magnificent signs of accomplishment. (Created By Revan, Described By Cade)  
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:06 am
Violators and prosecutors of the rules and regulations will be shot!!! That's right I'm shooting everyone. Even myself.. I'm just that firm/strict about the rules.  

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