The "If...Then..." Game

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

Then I would steal it.

If I was superman...  

[shabatha]

I'd kick your butt to timbucktoo, because I am Wonder Woman!


If I had a box of puppies...  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Then I'd steal one and train it to be my attack dog.

If I was invisible...  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Then you're a ghost.

If I were a cat...  

[Boris_Badenov]

You'd be mine.

If I owned all the cats.  

[Asterodea]

Then you'll share them with me so I can throw a cat magical land ritual incantations party.

If I learned necromancy...  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

Then you would have a zombie army to eat all of your enemies brains.

If I saved the president from an assasination just to steal five bucks from him...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

He would send me after you to get the 5 bucks back.

If I practiced my swords on you...  

[Holy Cupcakes Batman]

Then I would be seriously injured.

If I gave a mouse a cookie...  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

Then he would ask for a glass of milk.

If I owned all the weapons  

[Holy Cupcakes Batman]

Then there would be none for me D:

If my girlfriend stopped reading me ridiculous posts from tumblr...  

[LucasMondeveig]

Lucas Speaks

Then your girlfriends will stop reading you ridiculous posts from tumblr.

If I was invincible...