The "If...Then..." Game

[Ayame-Yuura]

Just state a situation and answer what you or anyone else would do if it happened.
P1: If the world ended....

P2: ...Then I would be in my spaceship watching it

If a monkey died...

P1: I'd inject it with zombie serum so it'll live again

If I got run over by a unicycle...

Etc...

Yeah... Basically. Ok! Let's begin~!

If you had a million yen...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would lose it all.

If your house was attacked by a moose.  

[magic_doglover]

then i would try to distract it with sugar cubes.

if boa constrictors could fly...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would not go out mooning again from fear that they would go up my rear.

If I mooned you  

[magic_doglover]

then the tides on your skin would be disrupted.

if pigs could sing  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would teach them to sing my favorite songs.

If you were lost in the woods.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd get out my map and find my way home.


If I became dictator of the world...  

[love_the_way_you_live]

We all might die....

If you had one day to do anything  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Everybody would be dead! twisted

If I tried to jump out a window?... (<--Yes, that's unlikely. That's why there's an 'if')  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would probably find out through the news.

If I laughed to death,  

[Ayame-Yuura]

....I'd be there watching you

If the world ran out of ice cream?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd be eating frozen yogurt.


If flamethrowers started being used again...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd catch people on fire.

If I ate you,  

[Ayame-Yuura]

....Your gut will be ripped open with a hidden dagger

If you made me fall....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I laugh as you went 'thump'.


If I tossed you a hammer to catch with your teeth...