What would the AAY do?

[Boris_Badenov]

You'd shoot anyone acting suspicious.

If Ian lost Rufus.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd replace him.

If someone stuck a potato in my gun.  

[Boris_Badenov]

You'd switch to a more powerful weapon.

If Ashley granted kids to the underworld.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd start going on a slapping spree with a rubber glove.


If someone drew me wearing a clown tie with my uniform.  

[Boris_Badenov]

You'd go psycho and start killing everyone.

If tomatoes became killer.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It was your fault.

If I ran out of flamethrower ammo...  

[Boris_Badenov]

You would run around in circles pointlessy.

If I started a revolution...  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

It would be to abolish Kardashian clothing ware.

I was the boyfriend from Heaven...  

[Boris_Badenov]

You'd date all the girls until you found the one for you.

If all of a sudden, the Why Not? guild is under attack...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd use your magical anime cat powers to stop the enemy.


If I was putting on a pair of latex gloves while telling you I was going to kill you...  

[Boris_Badenov]

I'd cavitiy search you for your stash.

If I found Eternal's stash...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd smoke it.

If a prisoner escaped...  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You'd find him and probably have an epic battle that would end on a cliffhanger.

If posted in all of the games?  

[Boris_Badenov]

You would make sure no one else would invade.

If all we lived in a world full of cartoon physics...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd drop anvils on everyone's head.

If you hear screams coming from the basement...