The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

no, he just ran into my truck while I was going to work.

however, you kidnapped princess peach and gave her to bowser!  

[Boris_Badenov]

Because she was Pseudo Peach.

You tried to sleep on me!  

[shabatha]

I was trying to save the puppies from under you :3

But you, tried to rob the Happy House!  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

I was just taking back the happiness they stole from me!

But you, ate that last slice of pie I was saving for later today!!!  

[Ember Terran]

I've been on a diet for two months, I needed it more than you!

You called me fat! It's just my army gear I swear!  

[SighingNight]

I just said your army gear was fat!

You stole the crumpets!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Sorry. Had to eat and run.

You survived.  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

My mommy would be so proud.

You attacked my horsey!!!  

[Nishido_Satsunoyama]

I come from a future in which horses have enslaved humans.
Your horse would have become the father of the horse's leader,
if I hadn't "attack" him.
You know, "so now he can sing real high".

You tried to kill The Metal!

 

[Boris_Badenov]

It was aweful.

You banned me!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You stuck your a** in my face and farted. That's why I banned you.

You payed Boris to fart in my face.  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

...that one's words are not innacurate...

You punched Boris!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Yeah. Again, he farted on me.

You didn't pay me for the assassination job you gave me.  

[shabatha]

Because you failed at it!

You stole MY DND DICE!!!  

[Ember Terran]

I needed them for my DnD session tonight; we have an extra seat if you want in

Your dice are loaded for natural twenties!