The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Do I look like I'm the type of person that needs to steal things?

You don't like my tux.  

[Nine1122]

It doesn't go with the space around it.

You killed the batman!  

[Ember Terran]

It was an accident! *Slips into an alcoholic depression, is kicked off the force, hits the rock bottom of life in general. Then becomes a cliche cat-themed costumed vigilante!*

You're a criminal mastermind who enjoys perplexing me with villainous schemes and cheap cat puns  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

*twirls mustache* My dear, I apologize. It just so happens that you are too much fun though. You are the puuurfect foil to my schemes~ Besides, it is simply an innocent game of cat and mouse.

You stole my marvelously complex plans for stopping Ember!  

[Ember Terran]

What can I say; if I wasn't a scantily-clad vigilante I'd be a cat burglar

You broke Leprechaun_Sean out of prison!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Um, no I didn't.

You tried to get me to wear a pink tuxedo.  

[Boris_Badenov]

Because you look sexy in pink.

Ye tried to steal me booty!  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

What? No way, I'm just a figment of your imagination.

While YOU, next poster, is responsible for clipping a part of my wing!  

[Boris_Badenov]

After I caught ye stealing me booty.

You lied!  

[KBiT]

It was just a hypothesis I had, nothing concrete.

You laughed at my costume  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

YOUR COSTUMED LAUGHED AT ME FIRST!!!

You stole my cookie!!!!!  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

It never even existed to begin with!

However, YOU spilled my tea!  

[Boris_Badenov]

As punishment for tryin' to steal me booty.

Ye tore a hole in me sails!  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

I did no such thing! It was that darn cannonball! Thing has a mind of it's own!

you stole christmas!!!  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

It's not even July/December!

But YOU killed Kenny!