Due to a brief poetic streak in one of the older threads, the Poetry Corner was born. From time to time one of the regulars will get an artistic inspriration(Or maybe just too many fish swimming in their head) and come up with something. That is what you will see here. If you would like to have poetry here please PM it to me.
Bass'ken
| Over Achiever Wrote: |
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Guppies are red, The Bass are blue, Filtering out junk, Takes forever to do.  |
| Frustrated Wrote: |
| Red Guppy Red Guppy you move like Bass,
Red Guppy Red Guppy you smell like a**. Red Guppy Red Guppy you are so plentyfull, Red Guppy Red Guppy I have a whole damn bucket full. Red Guppy Red Guppy I wish you were dead, Red Guppy Red Guppy I''ll mount you on a hat and wear you on my head. Red Guppy Red Guppy you must breed like bunnies, Cause Bass''ken is so full of you ******** it''s not even funny. |
| maharito Wrote: |
| There''s a man of Lake Bass''ken named Floyd.
A simple fishing method he employed. If the strength of a wiggle was just more than a little, he''d reel it in, and be overjoyed. |
| DJ Trouble Wrote: |
| A Bass'terd Haiku by DJ Trouble
That smelly Bass'terd I need to feel inside you Swallow me, Bass'terd |
Gambino
| chaos_butterfly Wrote: |
| Seedkin are pink,
frozen rainbow are cool, version 105 sucks, and the admins are cruel. |
| brezzie Wrote: |
| My pretty little Seedkin
if only you had seen him He was rainbow''rific it was just terrific He loved to swim and play and then one day my Seedkin'' ran away. |
| maharito Wrote: |
| There''s a man of Gambino named Keith,
who made ''fff fff'' sounds through his teeth. whenever a fish''s power surpassed the left red tower, he''d use rhythm to catch the tuna beneath. |
| BlackPidgeot Wrote: |
| Ode to Seedkin
Seedkin suck Their fins I pluck Green, Blue, and Pink I''ll toss them down the sink! They move rather quick Like fish I''d rather pick Stupid little fish For Tuna is what I wish! |
| ll Shuyin ll Wrote: |
 Just thought maybe I'd share my best fishy poem yet. 
chino, chino, you're faster than a bino, you're in the depths of gambino, and you hide from the tino! |
Durem
| Heavens Wraith Wrote: |
| pebbos are black
pyrites are gold fishing is fun until it gets old >.< |
| wagnas Wrote: |
| Bass'ken reeling is slow
Gambino water is deep But at the ultimate fishing lake Yes that's Durem, I always fall asleep |
| ~Magical_Trevor~ Wrote: |
| Pebbo fish Pebbo fish,
Brown, White Black. Pebbo Fish Pebb Fish, I''m putting You Back. Pebbo fish pebbo fish, Brown Black White. Pebbo Fish Pebbo Fish You don''t put up a fight. Pebbo fish Pebbo Fish Black White Brown. Pebbo Fish Pebbo Fish, You weigh my bucket down  |
| brezzie Wrote: |
| My dear little Pebbo,
I should name you Bebbo You look like a mouse you smell like a house One day you ran away I wish you could''ve stayed My Bebbo ran away. |
| maharito Wrote: |
| There''s a lad of ole Durem named Paul,
though ''Paulina'' did his drinking buddies call. When his cursor pulled over the left side of the shoulder only boldurs and biters didn''t stall! |
| nimhdragon Wrote: |
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Rubyback, Rubyback It's you that I lack. Unlike the other gembacks Your not in my sack My Emeralds are above the coat rack and the Diamonds are on the back But Rubyback, Rubyback Why is it you that I lack? So colorful and red I should have you dead You are the best color over all the others. |
| ODINs choise Wrote: |
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Durem way Bitter coffe and a pack of cigarettes, Comp turned on and in Durem again. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, damn you boldurs, dont be so lame!!!! |
| wagnas Wrote: |
| OA wears socks
but why he wears a BAO, I have no clue but the Labcoat makes him a man And that is completely true. |
| Teh Squish Wrote: |
| Junk is lame
filtering is fun But make a Tin Hat and you''ll have lots of fame |
| Over Achiever Wrote: |
| Old cans are shiney,
Old boots are big, Those big old tires, Belong on my rig. |
| wagnas Wrote: |
| Gaidin wears an OMG
Heaven rates poems But I think it''s all a plot That''s why I end this one without rhyhm. |
| Teh Squish Wrote: |
| They can be long.
They can be hard Mine will be bronze Some will be gold Trophies are here Pass me another beer? *shrugs* |
| Gaidin Wrote: |
| Silver is good,
But Gold takes the cake, And Chaos has got one, From every single lake! |
| wagnas Wrote: |
| Some fishing trophies are Silver
Others are made of Gold But for the Shiny Sushi Statuete That one has to be cold |
| Piraten Wrote: |
| Mysterious Fishermen!
Mysterious fishers, we see them each month Nobody knows''em, but these are the ones That appears out of nothing, to flash off some skills Get their hands on the gold And then disappears We''ve seen''em before and we''ll see them again Mysterious fishers be carefull with them! |
| Shyla Wrote: |
Okay, here is my poem. Please keep in mind that I am a terrible poet. 
I want them to introduce fishing at the Barton Coast. I caught a Snarlin Marlin and a Whale, we could surely all boast. Maybe with friends we could fish from a boat, Or set sail from a castle that has a murky moat. Our ship would never ever spring a leak, As we floated along to find the fish that we seek. |
| Teh Squish Wrote: |
| Bass''ken is slow.
I hate this new version Red guppies are evil Going for overall really blows. |
| brezzie Wrote: |
| One day I caught a guppy
the guppy smelled like bass a bass that smelled like a** Then my mother told me, "he''s just your little homie" So I took him for a drive We passed a Bee hive George Guppie hated bees I don''t know what he sees But on that faithfull day George Guppy passed away. |
| brezzie Wrote: |
| Squish is always Squishy
Chaos loves her Gold I hope all fishers are happy ''Cuz sushi''s really cold. |
| Contra Celsius Wrote: |
| As I set, the moon shines bright
Tonight I have a rare in sight And in my heart there''s just one light The light I need to get it right To cast to reel to get that bite Of the fish that''s worth my life... |
| TranquilityStar Wrote: |
| I'm a fishy, yep.
At least I'd like to think so. Going for a swim. --- Bathtub touches down. Pour some bait inside and watch. Ha ha, stupid fish. --- Stripervision Up! Show me the fish within you! ...wait, that's a guppy. --- Haiku Time! What fun! Five, then seven, five again. Sure beats filtering. icon_4laugh.gif --- I started a new fishing game. I thought "Hey, today is my day!" But instead of the lucky, my buckets were sucky, and only my tires got saved. |