Why did you divorce the aay?

[_i_adore_ crayons_]

Why did you divorce the person above you?  

[LS95]

Chuck Norris told me to  

[_i_adore_ crayons_]

i hate chuck norris and he worshippped him  

[ancantsia]

Moved to Chatterbox

Even the smallest feline is a masterpiece

 

[Eltanin Sadachbia]

I realized that I'm not a lesbian.  

[LS95]

something was hehehe "fishy" about her....sorry, just couldn't resist! rofl  

[Althena The Goddess]

I couldn't stay married to someone prettier than me! crying  

[LS95]

Lady Althena

I couldn't stay married to someone prettier than me! crying

(LOL REALLY?!) she, uh...blinded me with her looks.  

[_i_adore_ crayons_]

he was ugly  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

She wasn't a good cook.  

[UncleBenji]

He was never home ;;  

[thetenthsense]

He paid more attention to his guitar than me >:l  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

She spent too much money on shampoo and crème for that huge tail. Totally ruined our economy. u.u  

[LS95]

im not gay