Why I Killed You

[Animekitty47]

I killed you because that thing growing out of your beaker tried to eat my pets and me and you just laughed as we fought it.  

[KBiT]

I killed you because your nose is pulsating with a glowing red light  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you so I couldclaim all the forums.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you to see if your species could automatically revive. Turns out you can't.  

[Saikii]

I killed you because you approached me with that probe.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you because you're wearing red.  

[KBiT]

I killed you for discriminating against the colour red  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I killed you because you told me you were a real woman.  

[KBiT]

I killed you because I said I was a G.I.R.L., not a girl wink  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you because I'm not a puppet.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because your crying was starting to annoy me.  

[KBiT]

I killed you... Because I was aiming at the guy next to you and you moved into my way at the last possible minute scream  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for being a police informant.  

[EmbraceTheDemons]

I killed you because you were taking all the crescent rolls.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because the Boss told me to.