The person above me

[Noir The Confused]

^Is in touch with her inner Disney princess  

[BornToPlease]

^ Is secretly Ms. Swan in disguise.  

[JTN]

^ knows the secret to making flavourless ice cream.  

[JTN]

^ is back... and he smells magnificent!  

[Deathfrost]

^ Has a phone that is everything my phone isn't...  

[mafre]

is a fire god burning_eyes
*and now im on fire  

[Deathfrost]

^Almost made me choke on some candy, as I started laughing when I read that, while eating candy...  

[ZealousWhisper]

is a man who had traded his life for a candy.  

[JTN]

^ broke the land speed record, sound barrier, many girls' hearts and the cookie jar shaped like a baby panda in a top hat.  

[Deathfrost]

^Is currently dancing with two dragons, two cats, & a bunny, but still looks cooler than me... Not really sure why, should I investigate?...  

[Tambergal]

^Wishes that they could dance  

[JTN]

^ still thinks unicorn burgers taste like innocence and rainbows.  

[Deathfrost]

^Has unlocked the true secret to why lucky charms really are "Magically delicious"...  

[JTN]

^ can swagger into the center of a crowded bus terminal in a pink bunny suit and loudly proclaim, "I'M BATMAN!" and convince 99.72% of the people gathered that he is.

Like. A. Boss.  

[Deathfrost]

^Just made my day... & it's only 4:37am where I am right now...