Divorced Above Because...

[Volvy]

Divorces purpleravenhawk because she keeps an octopus in her hair, and that's just nasty...  

[Damonette]

divorced volvy because he always wants to be on top. even in forums, and thats really annoyng.  

[Volvy]

Divorced Damonette because she kept wearing those metal boots of hers to bed.  

[Bao Sanniang]

Divorced Volvy for loving his violin so much he takes it to bed with him.  

[Areashine]

Divorced Asuka Hayata because she kicks too much a**.  

[Damonette]

divorced Vengence because i kept waking up with crystals up my sprite...  

[Volvy]

Divorced Damonette because she wouldn't share her cool hat.  

[Pink Fregia]

Divorced Volvy because try as he might he just could not play that violin!  

[Damonette]

Divorced Fregia because i wouldnt have access to her pink sides after 10 years of marriage smile )  

[Nei1]

Divorces Damonette because she keeps me on a tight schedule.  

[Bao Sanniang]

Didn't get a chance to divorce Nei. R.I.P. crying  

[Damonette]

divorces azuka for wearing too big a gun 3nodding  

[Nei1]

Divorces Damonette for being green.  

[Damonette]

divorces nei for hating green razz  

[Nei1]

Divorces Damonette for beating me in the Miss Universe contest.