Corrupt A Wish

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You get hired as a cook at a Medieval themed restaurant and wind up using the sword to slash and dice vegetables.



I wish I had a pair of latex gloves.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. They're too small to fit your hands no matter how stretchy they are.

I wish for death and destruction. (Yep, no more world domination for me. Just violence! mrgreen )  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted *flamethrowers you*


I wish I was a ninja that could never get caught ninja  

[magic_doglover]

granted. not even the ground can catch you, so you sink to the center of the earth and rot.

i wish that i wasn't quite as bored as i currently am.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You found a new hobby that doesn't let you get bored -- hurting yourself.

I wish to be an audience (with glass wall and safety just in case) in a bloody show and Santa's the star victim! I'm not gonna miss it. I have an open schedule! mrgreen  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Then the Easter Bunny comes up behind you and shoots you in the head.



I wish to be a dictator and have an army of monkeys that do whatever I tell them to and make sure I stay in absolute power.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. but one day they get really rambunctious and throw one too many poos at you, and you yell at them to go to heck, after which they all kill themselves.

i wish that i knew whether to use the Summoning Tome or the Red Sketchbook as the Nice List-analogue in my current avi.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Summoning Tome. I just implanted a thought in your head-- much like inception! Now, I control your mind~! heart

I wish for a new gun for the firing range next week~! heart  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. The firing range has been paved over for a Wal-Mart parking lot.


I wish that my farts didn't stink.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Now your breath stinks.

I wish for an impenetrable wish... one so spectacular, amazing and un-corruptible that even I couldn't have possibly thought about it~! mrgreen  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's my wish and I got what I want.


I wish for a dictator suit to go with my dictator hat.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It needs to stay with the cleaners for a month cause you spilled coffee on it.

I wish manga wasn't so god-damn expensivE!  

[Mr Dualos]

Ayame-Yuura

Granted. It needs to stay with the cleaners for a month cause you spilled coffee on it.

I wish manga wasn't so god-damn expensivE!

Granted. but you still won't buy any because you're poor.

I wish Lingy Stopped calling me a troll.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. He called you a f**~! heart

I wish for the simple things  

[Nazara]

grated. but you end up living the rest of eternity in a endless blank space.

I wish my avatar would turn around!