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Real Reasons "I Couldn't Get To Work On Time"

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:30 pm
Believe it or not, people really used these excuses.
Really.

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.
2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.
3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.
4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.
5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.
6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.
7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.
8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.
9. My father didn't wake me up.
10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.
11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.
12. I had to go to bingo.  
PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:44 am
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I hate when people tell me they can't come into work/ are going to be late because they have the shits.

I tell them that we have a toilet and I'll see them in 20 minutes.
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plastered snenny

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:49 pm
I was busy ******** the boss.
... Wait.
 
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