old folks role play

[mzmamiko]

lets get this retirement home rolling

*slowly walks all crippled like to the door*

time to have a geezer party!!!  

[delphine17]

Yes, let's & I want to be the eccentric, slightly cranky one !  

[ryo-misama]

woot -cough- -wheeze- -cough-
mustn't get so excited in my condition  

[looking_for_a_reason]

*looks out the window in a daze and jumps as another person comes into my vision*

*holds up cane* Look here sonny. What's the deal with you scaring an old woman out of her wits?

*eye balls the guy* Well I'm waiting.  

[ryo-misama]

[Aiswynd Kiev]

-sits in the corner in a wheelchair with a plaid blanket on his lap snoring loudly-  

[FireSpark]

*slowly comes into room leaning heavily on walker*

Okay. Who done gone and swiped mah apple sauce? So help me, when I finds out which one of yuhs..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

*falls asleep standing up*  

[Lil Brat]

*Zips through in her Harley-fied wheelchair, grabbing a tub of pudding on her way through* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  

[ryo-misama]

what was that, did anyone else hear THAT....
WHAT, SPEAK UP WILL YA, MY HEARING AIDS BUSTED!!
AH PUDDING!!!  

[FireSpark]

ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz*snort*wheeze* Wha?! What the?

What in the sam hell am I doin here?

.......

Where's my apple sauce? I'm hungry.  

[Elemental Cryptid]

Did someone say puddin *bones creek as she rises our of easy chair* save some chocolate for me. *shuffles over to puddin cart* WHAT, all thats left is tapioca, I HATE Tapioca. Someone tell the nurses around her to give back the choclate puddin.  

[bandaidd]

-sneaks around when the nurse isn't looking and steals everyone's dentures-  

[---THEEDUDE---]

Drops down and does 25 pushups in a minute, ....'OH GOD....NOW HOW DO I GET UP?  

[repuswow]

*waves cane in the air* Who i the ittle s**t who sole my denures? Dab nab it, give em ack!

*thump...thump....thump, hobbles off to find a cabana boy to help*  

[butterfly star mist]

so, having a party and no one invited me, eh? fine, i'll just have a pudding then..

...wha... no pudding left either, blah!

*goes to find a nurse to change diaper*