The What If Game

[Leprechaun_Sean]

My mind would snap depending on the situation of the horribleness.

What if you pulled a loaded revolver six times but no bullet came out?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would laugh nervously at my target before running away.

What if you were victimized by a cow...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I don't even wanna think about that.


What if I used a flamethrower on you?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would set you on fire.

What if I cried you a river?  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I'd tell you to build me a bridge and get over it.

What if I was a Saiyin?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I wouldn't want to mess with you.

If toon physics were real...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd drop an anvil on you just to make sure.


If I hit you in the face with a pillow...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You have started a pillow fight.

If I dreamed you were on the moon...  

[Alice WR Ashdown]

I'd be asking why you put me there.

If I gave you a vial of wishes...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd wish for a vial of wishes that never runs out.


If I slapped you with a latex glove...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd put a brick in a latex glove and then slap you with said glove.

If I died...