Do something to the next poster

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Now I'm angry.

*makes next poster drag Fraggle into my office for a series of painful dental procedures*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

*ties Fraggle up in paracord and drags him into Eternal's office* Nothing personal Frag, but a job is a job and Eternal pays really well.

*Forces next person beat up Eternal if he doesn't pay*  

[Boris_Badenov]

Sorry, but I am eternal's henchman, so I can't.

*Gets next person to write golden fraglle a note saying I have no control where I land when flattened*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'll do that after I write up his dental report.

*gives next poster a check up*  

[Boris_Badenov]

Am I good?

*Lick next poster*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Don't. I'm warning you.

*shackles up next poster and starts whipping them*  

[GoldenFraggle]

C'mon now ! Shackled and tied-up with paracord too ??!! Well at least I'm not gagged and blindfolded too. Sooo....

*Uses eyes and hypnotic words to hypnotize next poster into freeing me*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

*ish not paying attention and picking out wads of earwax* You say something Fraggle?

*makes next person help me clean out my ears*  

[Boris_Badenov]

All you had to do was ask.

*Makes next poster pose while I paint a pretty picture*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Of course. I'm always ready for a portrait.

*makes next poster hang the portrait in their house where everyone can see it*  

[Eclairl]

well at least its not a naked portait...*hangs up portait*
*makes next poster stay in a pose so I can make a pencil sketch*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Gee, everyone want's to draw me. Must be my natural charm.

*poses naked for next poster, except wearing a military cap, necktie, white gloves, and military boots*  

[GoldenFraggle]

WHILE I'M STILL SHACKLED TO THE WALL ????? This is getting too perverted !!!!

*Begs next person to get me outta here and make Eternal put some clothes on !*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Don't have to tell me twice. *Frees Fraggle and throws random clothing at Eternal* I don't care which one just put something on that covers your junk!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Fine. *puts uniform back on* Jealous...

*makes next poster build a colossal statue of me*