The Thread of Lies.

[XX-Emma Uchiha-XX]

Someone is getting poked with a spork as we speak.

 

[pasta613]

aliens can contact me on my cellphone wink  

[Radio Chaos]

The Master Sword is the perfect substitution for a butter knife.

 

[dgfhjkjhf]

Clowns are the cut

est thing on earth.  

[The Timid Thinker]

Good Vibrations wasn't that good of a song.  

[yummeh-applesauces]

Loud high-pitched noises soothe my ears. mrgreen ^.^

 

[Zlump]

you can tell your parents everything  

[Chill Brahh]

My least favorite color is purple and I totally love eating sauerkraut.

 

[Mama Ame]

I hate children. Babies killed my grandpa.  

[Strideo]

An eggburt is a special type of grenade that spreads itching powder.  

[Mama Ame]

My butt holds the secret of life.  

[KirariM0KuCCuKKafani]

I dont lie XD


(I lie ever,and this too lie. XD)  

[Strideo]

An elephant can jump three times it's own height.  

[Mr Drow Ninja]

My kitten Tigger can fly and pee acid. 3nodding  

[CommanderAppleSauce]

iPistl is actually a female in disguise.