The Joke Thread!

[Rage Against the Couch]

We all love jokes, and we all need a laugh now and then. This is the thread for posting your jokes! I personally prefer jokes that can be told in all types of company, but the dirty jokes are surely welcome as well!

Since I did make this thead, I'll start out with my personal favorite (and general fallback):

The best corny joke ever

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: An Idontthinkhesaurus!

Go!  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

Well you already got one of mine, but you can have it again for this thread i guess:

Q. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A. Cliff  

[Rage Against the Couch]

Q: Who ruled France until he blew up?

A: Napoleon Blownapart

rofl  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

Q. Why couldn't the skull go to the party?

A. He'd got no body to go with  

[Rage Against the Couch]

Haha!

Q: Why do florescent lights always hum?

A: They don't know the words  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

Why did the Lobster blush?

Because the sea weed  

[Rage Against the Couch]

What do you get when you cross a rottweiler and a collie?

A dog that will bite you arm off, and then go get help.  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

There's an English man and an Irish man sharing a flat.

The Irish man says to the English man:
"Can you give me a hand with this jigsaw, it's supposed to be a Tiger."

The English man says:
"Don't be stupid, put the ******** Frosties away."  

[Rage Against the Couch]

Cheesy Nipples

There's an English man and an Irish man sharing a flat.
The Irish man says to the English man:
"Can you give me a hand with this jigsaw, it's supposed to be a Tiger."
The English man says:
"Don't be stupid, put the ******** Frosties away."

rofl rofl Oh my, I have to tell that to someone now.  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

Rage Against the Couch

Cheesy Nipples

There's an English man and an Irish man sharing a flat.
The Irish man says to the English man:
"Can you give me a hand with this jigsaw, it's supposed to be a Tiger."
The English man says:
"Don't be stupid, put the ******** Frosties away."

rofl rofl Oh my, I have to tell that to someone now.

I told that one my neighbor, all I got was a tut and "you sad git".  

[NogginDew]

Oooohhhshit... Last time I entered a joke thread I offended so many people. > .>;;  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

What do you call a stressed out man with an empty wallet?

Married.  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

Noggin, just post em dude.


There are three blonds in the woods when they come across some tracks:
1st blond: oooh Bear tracks
2nd blond: no, those aren't bear tracks, they're fox tracks
3rd blond: no they're not, they're rabbit tracks

Then the train hits them..  

[Rage Against the Couch]

NogginDew

Oooohhhshit... Last time I entered a joke thread I offended so many people. > .>;;

Haha, that's why I prefer clean, corny jokes. That way, no one gets insulted. I realize that the joke I'm telling is bad, so does the person I'm telling it to and we all laugh 'cause it's bad. Win win situation  

[Cheesy Nipplesv2]

What do you call a deaf man?

anything you want.