What would the AAY do?

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

you would be laughing.

If I were ruler of the world...  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You would puke all over the place.

If I were really a leprechaun...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You wouldn't give gold for people catching you. You'd just punch them in the face.

If a monkey became President of Earth...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You'd start a revolution against the cavities.

If I made an awesome movie...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd be writer, director, producer, and actor of the film.

Some wiseguy's giving a little too much lip.  

[Different...Very.]

You'd remove said lip for your collection.

If someone insulted her clothing.  

[yaone07]

Would not care.
Your partner/crush walks up to you dressed as a banana.