Why Not Introduce the Avatar Above You

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

This is Ember. She'll seduce you to eat you.  

[shabatha]

This is Boris, if you get on his bad side, he'll sic his background doggies on you! :3  

[SighingNight]

This is Genie of the lamp's cousin, and she'll only grant you one wish when you summon her using the 7 dragon balls  

[Ember Terran]

This is SighingNight

She's called that because, at night, you'll only know she is there when she sighs  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

This is Ember. She's out to prove that women can be just as badass in the military as men can.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

This is Eternal. Don't be fooled by the razor sharp bloodstained swords, he quite polite and friendly.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

This is Sean. He works for a rival assassination organisation.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

This is Eternal. He is Eternal.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

This is Boris. If you don't like his hat, you're walking the plank.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

This is Eternal. He's waiting under the plank for ye.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

This is Boris. He drives a landship.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

This is Eternal. Since he just cut me off, I'm going to run him over.  

[KBiT]

This is either Boris_Badenov or Eternal_PrinceofFire; they look like they should never meet in any universe following any laws of semblance, but they are locked in a fierce rivalry.  

[Holy Cupcakes Batman]

This is KBiT. Their name is short for Killer Birds in Tibet.  

[KBiT]

This is Holy Cupcakes Batman, because that is what Robin the Boy Wonder said when he saw how short that dress was.

You're saying it too aren't you?