I hate it when My mom is on the phone

[iSleepover]

Whenever I tell her something important when shes talking.
She keeps talking..
I tell her 5 billion times
she gets mad at me
now we don't have dinner
she burned it >I[/u]  

[SiciIienne]

Hur, hur, hur. xD
I know how that is. My mom talks on the phone while driving and this is the normal routine:

Mom: (All in Spanish) "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You're so funny. You're funny, you know that?"

Me: "Mom. Get off the god damned phone."

Mom: "HAHSAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! One second, I think my b***h is trying to communicate with me."

Me: "Oh ******** no. I am NOT your b***h you whore. D:<"

Mom: Laughing stops completely. "What the ******** did you just say you ******** kid?"

Me: "Oh look...A pony.." *points at a dog*

.___. Every time. Not kidding.  

[Cinderella l V l]

When we're out in public, everytime she talks on her damn phone, She has to be so ********' loud. Like

Mom : "NO, BILL IT HASN'T CASHED YET."
Me : "Mom, keep your voice down, we're in a store!"
Mom : She turns around "KAYLEA, I'M BUSY."
Me : "No need to yell, I'm right here, god damn."
Mom : *Gives evil look*
Me : "I love you mommy"

EVERYTIME >:U  

[-iLeqitBiitch-x]

[-iLeqitBiitch-x]

[-iLeqitBiitch-x]

So i Go in The Front Room To Tell My Mom Something Shes Like
Mom: Shh quiet im on the phone and the person can hear it
Me: im like Well its important
Mom: Well if ur not bleeding it isnt
Me : Ugh MOM! D:<
Mom: dont Back Talk.
Every Single Time :l  

[iGonorhea]

My mom can be such an a*****e when she wants to. XD
When she's on the phone, SHES SO DAMN LOUD!!
Like
'
Mom: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Me: Hey, mom?
Mom: *Shoo's me away*
Me: MOM!?!!
Mom: *Covers phone up* Go away!
Me: RAHHH!!!
Mom: BLAHBLAHBLAHH *Shoo's me away again*
Me: e.e?? Okay, whatever. Can you maybe, I don't know.. TALK LOWER?!
Mom: *Ignore's me*
'
I mean, does she really even freaking know what "Talking" Is?
Or does she only know what ''Yelling" is?

[luna saw bronze]

have this ever happen to you
me:"mom i don't want to go with and you friends"
mom:"yes your. ur friends r going to be there."
me:"oh yeah like who?"
mom:"oh wait"take out phone
me:~huff~
mom:HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!
me:mom! can you tone it down some people mite look this way.
mom:NO WAY NO WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
me: ~look a way~
people:~looking at me then my mother~  

[Vanilla Bunnie]

I had something horrible like that happen with my fiance's mother. He was waiting for a important job call, he was hoping to get the job. And they were only calling between certain hours. And it so happens, that during those hours, his frickin mom is on the phone for all those hours. Talking to her friends.

He tells her that he has a important call. And she just tells him, that he might not get the job and then tells him that he is being selfish for trying to get her off the phone. I mean seriously? Then he asked to use her cell to call them, and she says not to run up her minutes. It was so horrible. And because of that he didn't get the job. And she thought she had the right to call him selfish.  

[iNerd-Malik]

Typical Dialogue between me and my mother:


Mom:Go clean you're room its junky
(Room:one thing on the floor)
Me:Yes mam.(Cleans room)
.....Five minutes later.....

Mom: I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM TWO HOURS AGO!!
Me: No you didn't, it wasn't even ten minutes ago.
Mom:You better get in there and clean your room
Me:(sighs) Yes mam.
....Two minutes later....
Mom:I TOLD FIVE HOURS AGO TO CLEAN THE LAUNDRY ROOM!!!
Me: No you Didn't, you just said my room
Mom:TALKING BACK,EH? DYU WANT SOME SOAP IN YOUR MOUTH?!?!?!
Me:No...
Mom:WhAT IS YOUR PROBLEM BOY??!!!
Me:No-
Mom:(abruptly interrupts) ANSWER ME WHEN I ASK YOU A QUESTION!!!!!
Me:I was about to, but you cut me off...
Mom:THATS IT, GEt YOUR SMARTASS IN THAT ROOM AND CLEAN IT.
Me: I ALREADY DID!!!
Mom:YOU CAN"T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME,IM NOT YOUR PEER!!!
Me:(Stares)
Mom:WIPE THAT ARROGANT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE.....THATS IT WERES YOUR PHONE!!!?
Me:But Mom!!!
Mom:GIMME DAT PHONE
Me: NO! (RUNS)
Mom: (Threatens to cal dad)
Me:(Surrenders)
Mom:(Calls dad anyway)
Me:(miserable and phone-less)  

[iiFaqq Teddi Burs x3]

Ouch dude!!! Our mom's are like still in frickin times where there teens!!! so annoying! I swear there is nothing else moms would rather do than annoy us. "BLAHBLAHBLAH" to them too!!

[x-ay Papi]

a normal typical convo when my mom is on the phone would be
Me: Uh... Mom....
Mom: (in spanish) Go away im busy
Me: Um.... mom
Mom : Ya vete te dije que te fueras ( meaning go i told you to go)
Me: BUt mom!
Mom: *covers phone* what did i tell you?
Me: but i needed to tell you something
Mom: Dont you sass me
Me: what? what are you talking about?
Mom: Ok thats it... (blah blah i gotta go blah) *hangs up phone*
Me: *sigh*
Mom: your grounded
Me: what why?!
Mom: DONT YOU YELL AT ME!!!!! *yelling*
Me: what im not yelling O:
MOM: im calling your father
Me: but what did i do
Mom: *calls dad* (in spanish makes up a false story )
me: wth? *walks away* and gets grounded Dx  

[Xx_xX Die Happy Xx_xX]

mi mother is a b***h from hel she yell loud an hard an nonstop  

[x-ayemamii]

mom:*talking on the phone*
me:mom can i have 30$
mom:*covers phone*excuse me can u see me talking?
me:yes..and cant you just answer my fricken question
mom:what was ur question*continues talking loud*HAHAHAZ I NO RIGHT!HAHAHZ YEAH I NO I DID THAT YESTERDAY
me:*rolls eyes*MOM CAN I FRICKEN HAVE ******** ARE YOU GUNNA BE ON THE PHONE ALL FRICKEN DAY!
mom:U DUMB b***h GO TO UR ROOM NOW!
me:NO NOT UNTIL I GET MY 30$
mom:*stands up goes face to face with me*i sed to ******** go to ur room
me:MOM!..no..
mom:*slaps my face*
me:UR SUCH A ******** ASSWHOLE NO WONDER DAD ******** LEFT YOU UR SUCH A b***h a** MOTHER ******** WHORE!*spits in her face*
mom:GO TO UR ROOM NOW!
mee:UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *goes to my room*
2 HOURS LATER
me:*calls up dad*dad can u pick me up moms beeing a b***h again
dad:ok baby girl im coming
me:ok
1 HOUR LATER
mom:did you call your dad?
me:yeah y?cannot?
mom:u dont backsass me little missy
me:whatever now go away im gunnna get my clothes ready before U start bitching at me like you alwayz ******** do
mom:im sorry baby girl
me:stfu mom leave me alon*runs downstairs with my luggage*
dad:IM HERE WERES MY BABY GIRL!
me:DADDY!
mom:ugh ur here -.-
me:cmon dad lets leave this wench behind with her widdow life!
dad:ok lets go baby gurl
mom:MAKE SURE U CALL!
me:NO!*runs out the door with my dad*
........................................................
thats my story
........................................................
my mom sed sorry
but i never forgave her
shes finally off the phone more often
finally got a LIFFE
finally got a new boyfriend
now im still living with my dad my mom comes to pick me up from school and yeah
my dad hates it when she does that
so do i
AND FINA ******** LY MY MOM GOES TO CHURCH!
well this is my story  

[II-PANDA BOOM-II]

Its like my mom is like:
mom:"Stop im talking on the phone"
me:"with who?"
mom:"SHUT UP"
me:"why?"
mom:"your grounded"
me:"fine"
mom:GO!
me:"no"
mom:-slaps me-
me:i love you mommy!
mom:you lier
me:uUghhhh
mom:shut up!!!!!!
EVERY TIME