mother the wardrobe is full of infantrymen
by Roger McGough
mother the wardrobe is full of infantrymen
i did i asked them
but they snarled saying it was a man's life
mother there's a centurion tank in the parlour
i did i asked the officer
but he laughed saying 'Queen's regulations'
(piano was out of tune anyway)
mother polish your identity bracelet
there is a mushroom cloud in the backgarden
i did i tried to bring in the cat
but it simply came to pieces in my hand
i did i tried to whitewash the windows
but there weren't any
i did i tried to hide under the stairs
but i couldn't get in for the civil defence leaders
i did i tried ringing candid camera
but they crossed thier hearts
i went for a policement but they were looting the town
i went out for a fire engine but they were all upside down
i went out for a priest but they were all on their knees
mother don't just lie there, say something please
mother don't just lie there, say something please
Nintendo Chatterbox
Be excellent to each other.
Reply | ||||||
|
|
Goto Page: 1 2 [>] [»|] |