You Divorce Me WHY??

[DarknTwisted Doller]

I divorced him because of his obsession with dust bunnies.  

[BigK007]

I divorced her because I am allergic to purple  

[Adam Mongoose]

I divorced her, cause ummm, she's a dude! O_o  

[DarknTwisted Doller]

I divorced him because he liked my sit on monkies!  

[Platinum Lyon]

I divorced her becuase her shadow scares me  

[Adam Mongoose]

I divorced her because she had to many pets, and no time for me.... crying  

[Bunny Cups]

i divorced him because he's all green. i don't do green. mrgreen  

[Adam Mongoose]

No, I divorced HER!!!!! Because she has an issue with green!!!!!  

[ErinsChaos]

I divorced him because he isn't getting his gambling monkey the proper help...  

[Bunny Cups]

I divorced her because her blankie kept getting in the way of my fun. blaugh  

[komietta]

I divorced her because she kept poking me with that wand. eek  

[DarknTwisted Doller]

I divorced her because she would never paint my picture!  

[ErinsChaos]

I divorced her because her monkey kept trying to get in our bed.... *shudder*  

[Platinum Lyon]

I divorced her because she wouldn't cut her hair  

[ErinsChaos]

I divorced her because her G-bot tried to cut my hair while I was sleeping