On days like today

[Hiddochi wolf]

I like to tell myself that my allergy medicine must've just had an extra dosage of awkward in it this morning. xd

Goddamn I'm a mess today. Forgot my glasses this morning and had to run back to the house, mistakenly thought people were talking to me and responded to them 3 separate times, cracked jokes I thought my friends would laugh at but they didn't, tripped on nothing, and sent an email to the food service guy sounding like a complete ditz only to find the answers to all my questions on the website 5 minutes after I sent it.

ASDFGHJKL!! *Kicks something in rage, but fails and ends up launching shoe into the air instead.* emotion_donotwant

...Guys, why do I have to be such an awkward turtle all the time? ._." I don't mind it to some degree, but jeez. I wanna go hide in my awkward corner now...  

[A Skepty]

I'd welcome you to the Awkward Club, but I'd either mispronounce "awkward", do it in a way which sounded vaguely like I was hitting on you, or shake your hand but accidentally grip your fingers, so screw it.  

[wellwisher]

Awkward can be cute. to a degree. I think, that's just an off day though. everyone has those. (some days are just more severe than other days)  

[Zphal]

Askeptykal

I'd welcome you to the Awkward Club, but I'd either mispronounce "awkward", do it in a way which sounded vaguely like I was hitting on you, or shake your hand but accidentally grip your fingers, so screw it.

Wakwrad!  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Askeptykal

I'd welcome you to the Awkward Club, but I'd either mispronounce "awkward", do it in a way which sounded vaguely like I was hitting on you, or shake your hand but accidentally grip your fingers, so screw it.

This legitimately made me laugh out loud in my classroom before class started, so congrats on adding to my list of faux pas for the day! rofl

wellwisher

Awkward can be cute. to a degree. I think, that's just an off day though. everyone has those. (some days are just more severe than other days)

Yeah, I have this sort of awkward charisma naturally; I usually manage to use it to my advantage. It makes me smile and laugh a lot, and people like that about me. But something is just plain wrong with today, sheesh!  

[A Skepty]

Hiddochi wolf

Askeptykal

I'd welcome you to the Awkward Club, but I'd either mispronounce "awkward", do it in a way which sounded vaguely like I was hitting on you, or shake your hand but accidentally grip your fingers, so screw it.

This legitimately made me laugh out loud in my classroom before class started, so congrats on adding to my list of faux pas for the day! rofl

Victory! *misaligned high-five*  

[Zphal]

Askeptykal

Hiddochi wolf

Askeptykal

I'd welcome you to the Awkward Club, but I'd either mispronounce "awkward", do it in a way which sounded vaguely like I was hitting on you, or shake your hand but accidentally grip your fingers, so screw it.

This legitimately made me laugh out loud in my classroom before class started, so congrats on adding to my list of faux pas for the day! rofl

Victory! *misaligned high-five*

Better than going in with a fistbump to someone going in with a high-five, then both of you see it and swap.