Living alone as a woman, it's rough!

[Polyphonic Twilight]

Yesterday I struggled to open a jar of apple sauce, today I had to kill a spider... where is my knight in shining armor who's more than happy to do these things for me? xp  

[I m p y]

Unfortunately, he spent too much time standing in the rain and his armor rusted. sad  

[Polyphonic Twilight]

That makes perfect sense, it has been raining all day every day for a while now...  

[I m p y]

Grab your oil can see if you can find him. Once you save him, I am sure he would be glad to rescue you... wink  

[Polyphonic Twilight]

Where should I start looking? Along the yellow brick road?

(I know the Tin Can isn't exactly a knight in shining armor.. but for some reason this thread really reminded me of The Wizard of Oz xp I guess because he needed to be oiled too.)  

[I m p y]

Yeah, the Tin Man certainly did need oil! lol

Um... I have no idea where to start looking. sad  

[Polyphonic Twilight]

Oh well. He'll get here eventually! xp In the mean time, I've armed myself with Windex, a shoe and a vacuum cleaner. Those spiders don't stand a chance!  

[I m p y]

Maybe your knight in shining armour is only interested in girls who can take care of themselves, and is giving you a chance to prove how independent you can be?  

[La Tomate]

Windex? Chemical warfare with spiders?  

[Polyphonic Twilight]

I m p y

Maybe your knight in shining armour is only interested in girls who can take care of themselves, and is giving you a chance to prove how independent you can be?

That must be it! wink


Sek: It's the best way to kill the ones that won't stay still! It immobilizes them so they're easy to squash. Or suck up in the vacuum. But supposedly they're still alive then and can crawl back out sweatdrop  

[La Tomate]

I sucked up an ant hill in the vacuum when I was much younger. I don't remember the ants crawling out, but I do remember my mother being quite upset about something....  

[I m p y]

Polyphonic Twilight

I m p y

Maybe your knight in shining armour is only interested in girls who can take care of themselves, and is giving you a chance to prove how independent you can be?

That must be it! wink

It seemed like as good an explanation as any other! wink

Sek: Gee... I can't imagine why your mom would be upset about having an anthill sucked up in the vacuum! lol  

[Polyphonic Twilight]

Yesterday I pulled myself together and killed a spider armed with nothing but a piece of cardboard! Progress!

(Although in general, I still use the vacuum xp )