Ruin a Wish

[Kitsune no Gatsu Mei]

So, the whole point of this game is to take the wish of the person above you, grant it, then make it go terribly wrong. So, I'll go first. Ruin away!

I wish I had fox ears and a fox tail.  

[HealingAssass1n]

Wish Granted: You have turned into a fox that is being used in a fox hunt.

I wish that I could be a ninja.  

[Kitsune no Gatsu Mei]

You become a ninja, but now you are always overlooked and you can never have friends again.

I wish I could play the cello.  

[xMy-CoOkIeS-R-ToXiCx]

Your Wish Is My Command! : You now play the Cello, but you are in the last chair and get notes from which ever orchestra you join to drop out or they will hunt you down and hurt, seriously injure,or kill you.

I wish I could fly to the farthest place from earth.

 

[Kitsune no Gatsu Mei]

Wish granted, but as you leave the atmosphere, you come to the shocking realization that you do not retain the ability to breath while in space. The remaining air from your lungs is violently ripped from your body, leaving you a very dead, bloody mess.

I wish I could eat all the sweets I wanted and never get fat from it.  

[xMy-CoOkIeS-R-ToXiCx]

Wishing complete: You get sweets of every kind, yet die of poison in a sweet tart you eat, thus you never get fat yet you've eaten all the sweets you wanted.

I wish I could read all day long.