♥♥♥ I FEEL GENEROUS ♥♥♥

[XXnaruXXsasuXX]

u know wut i hate the kool aid guy yah he always crashes to my wall for no reson so he can just say ohh yah!! well im tired of it let me tell u wut happen yesterday~~~~~~~BOOM!! oh yah oh yah (and my friends r excited) yes!! yes!! (and then i step in) no u fix tht f u c k ing wall before my dad get's home from work YAH BUSTING THROUGH THE WALL IS REAL F U C KING COOL USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL U ST U PID DRINK i mean it hes' not gonna believe a giant bowl of fruit punch wearing tights busted the wall no no no he will whip me with tht belt i mean it.......... oh yah (no no) oh yah (no fix my god d a n m WALLLL) LOL THIS REALLY HAPPEND BUT HE BUSTED THE DOOR INSTED  

[Dr Taco Sexx]

Adoringly Innocent

I will donate 10k to first person to make me laugh.

But I need 140k and long drag by tomorrow D;  

[RubberDuckiiz]

Adoringly Innocent

I will donate 10k to first person to make me laugh.

OH YEAH ;D  

[e x c r p t s]

I just ate a grape and I.......J1ZZED ON MY PANTS  

[iiDANNYxANGELx]

http://www.youtube.com/childrenvids This will get that 10k!  

[Loser Ballocks x]

 

[PB to my J]

Adoringly Innocent

I will donate 10k to first person to make me laugh.

okay, this actually happened at school one time. We had a substitute teacher, and she wasn't particularly attractive. So one of the students in class got up and turned the room lights....guess what he said. "You look better in the dark." Oh my god, I started laughing so hard I fell out of my seat and got detention for "disrupting class." Me and the boy who turned off the lights walked to detention together. ahh...good times. xd  

[koopafIower]

Lol, okay. All I gotta do is tell you about my life and see how that is. ;P ( Not really my life xD )

So I am a kookoo person. I take pills because I am crazy. I wake up at 10am on a typical morning because I go to bed around 2am, because I am crazy and find it hard to sleep. I can't sleep if I close my eyes. I don't know how to sleep.

;P  

[xXRoseKuruizakiXx]

Oh, you clicked it.  

[x-Sadistic_Angel-x]

I'll entertain you with a short tale of my day yesterday.
So I was walking down the street when I happened across a mighty looking dog vending dim sims for a spare buck. I started a conversation with this magnificent creature and it just so happened that it was actually my cousin from the sheltered, perhaps somewhat inbred part of my family. He told me that lately his family had fallen on hard times so he was forced into selling hallucinogenic dim sims to often bewildered and confused people on the street for money and cheap laughs. That's when I woke up and found a dim sim in my hand.
It's all true.  

[chip chocolate123]

random funny phrases: What the firetruck,holy mustard,ZOMG its tht big,WOW  

[InuJackSan]

what did one a** cheek say to the other? "if we stick to gether we can stop this s**t"  

[x-iiKiids-Alot-x]

XXhinaXXnaruXX

u know wut i hate the kool aid guy yah he always crashes to my wall for no reson so he can just say ohh yah!! well im tired of it let me tell u wut happen yesterday~~~~~~~BOOM!! oh yah oh yah (and my friends r excited) yes!! yes!! (and then i step in) no u fix tht f u c k ing wall before my dad get's home from work YAH BUSTING THROUGH THE WALL IS REAL F U C KING COOL USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL U ST U PID DRINK i mean it hes' not gonna believe a giant bowl of fruit punch wearing tights busted the wall no no no he will whip me with tht belt i mean it.......... oh yah (no no) oh yah (no fix my god d a n m WALLLL) LOL THIS REALLY HAPPEND BUT HE BUSTED THE DOOR INSTED

stole this but still funny  

[dolcecuorestelladolce]

blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh