Things the Characters Would Never Say...

[Tohru_luvs_catz]

Hagrid: Dragons are mean and nasty beasts, they are the worst!! I'd never want one for a pet!!!  

[Sariwa]

Cornelius Fudge: Harry, I believe everything you tell us and I don't want anything from you.  

[KittyNatBart]

Draco: I think I'm going to keep this to myself and not tell my father.  

[techpriest35]

KittyNatBart

Draco: I think I'm going to keep this to myself and not tell my father.

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[Blazing_ThunderWolf]

*Cedric Diggory has a sudden run-in with Edward Cullen*
Cedric: Whoa. Who are you?
Edward: I'm you. But later. After you die, you sign on with a different film franchise to become a 107 year old sparkly, virgin poor excuse for a vampire in order to satisfy the fantasies of teenage girls and single, middle-aged women around the world. You also have to leave your girlfriend, Cho, and instead get involved with a completely 2-dimensional Mary Sue/ stand-in character!
*Awkward silence*
Cedric: That sounds great! Cho was such a b***h, too. I was only with her because she was hot. I didn't even want to take her to the Yule Ball! I wanted to hook up with Gabrielle Delacour. Now that's hot. Who doesn't love dating an eight year old girl?  

[Xeleste]

Snape: 10 Points to Gryffindor.  

[MapleCreme]

Neville: NO! Get that cactus away from me I could poke my eye out! I hate plants!

 

[Jenni24470]

Snape : Harry, this potion could do with some improvement.
Harry : I know, sir, but -
Snape : However, I award you 20 points for showing a great improvement in your potions making recently.
Harry : ... confused
*Snape walks over to Slytherins*
Snape : Draco, your potion could also do with some improvement. I have noticed a severe decline in the quality of your work.
Draco : Sir, I -
Snape: That is a known side effect of plotting how to best kill the Headmster when you should be doing your Potions homework.
Class : *gasps*  

[Aludemoness]

Bellatrix Lestrange: You know, Voldemort really is awful. I think I'll join the Order of the Pheonix.

Voldemort: Good choice, I'd join too, if I could.  

[simokee]

Bellatrix: I wish I was a blood traitor like my cousin, Sirius, and sister, Tonks.  

[Oaklily]

Oliver Wood: Oh really Minerva?! An other candidate for seeker? I told you, we'll make do! Plus, this one isn't even of age yet.I can't believe you're *so* obsessed over something as childish as quidditch. Grow a set!

 

[TheMorriigann]

Ron: Look at my cool spider collection, spiders are the greatest