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 Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:12 am
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You received your very own Peter Pettigrew! The Peter Pettigrew Unit comes with instructions on how to take care of it, safety warnings, and a do-not list.
Instructions: Congratulations in receiving your Peter Pettigrew Unit! He will follow you around, and stare at you in awe. Also he will constantly demand for you to show him awesome spells and tricks. It's recommended to show him at least every third time he asks.
Remember that the Peter Pettigrew Unit is a hungry little thing. You must feed him at least every three hours, not including the night when he's a sleep. The Peter Pettigrew Unit sleeps from about 10 pm, to about 12 am. When he's in his sleeping mode, he won't wake up no matter what you do!
Also you must remember to bath him every other day. Or else he'll stink like a rat. The Peter Pettigrew Unit is also installed with it's very own digestion system. So you must allow him to use your bathroom every now and then.
Safety Warning: Do no make your Peter Pettigrew Unit into your Secret Keeper. This may cause betrayal. Also remember not to share your deepest secrets with the Peter Pettigrew Unit, or it might results in your most hated enemy to know all of your deepest secrets and fears, which will be used against you.
Remember to always show hims tricks and awesome spells, and show him that your the best of the best. Never loose a battle in front of your Peter Pettigrew. This might result in you loosing your Peter Pettigrew to someone else.
Your Peter Pettigrew Unit is vulnerable towards all kind of poisons and curses. Do not put your Peter Pettigrew Unit to close to fire. Do not hold your Peter Pettigrew Unit to long under water. Despite popular belief, your Peter Pettigrew Unit is neither fire proof or water proof.
Do-Not: Make the Peter Pettigrew Unit to your Secret Keeper. Put him on fire. Shoot deadly curses at him. Lose in front of him. Put him in a microwave. Put him in the refrigerator. Let him have anything stronger than Butterbeer. Allow him anywhere near a Dark Lord Unit. Allow him near anything more dangerous then a Flobberworm. Allow a Sirius Black, James Potter or a Remus Lupin Unit to teach him how to become an animagus. Show him to a Harry Potter Unit. Insert a broomstick up his a**l passage, or any other hollow areas.
P.S: Every one of the Do-Not's have been tried out by previous owners, and it has affected the Peter Pettigrew Unit negativly.... Some positive in the wrong ways.
-Your's Truly.
*Inserts a broomstick*
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:26 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:36 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:59 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:04 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:41 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:26 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:08 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:16 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:12 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:28 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:35 pm
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