You are being hunted. Everything you pass is a blur, and all you can do is run, trying to escape the words that gracefully leap after you. Suddenly, a word lunges at you, stealing passion. One after another, the blotches of ink win diligence, practice, and love from your heart. Finally, it is done. You have devoted yourself to the words, mind, body, and soul. You have become one of the Paralyzed, bound and trapped by the very words you weave. Those who are not Paralyzed refer to you as a writer.


Welcome to Paralyzed: A Writing Guild! This is a friendly, close-knit place where writers, both fresh meat and veterans, can come and gain the attention every writer needs to be successful. There are only a few, easy to follow rules that will make this experience wonderful! I apologize if this isn't as fancy as you would expect. I'm quite the technology illiterate.

When applying to join the guild, I ask that you try not to bore me or any of the Crew. It's obvious that you like to write. Otherwise, why would you be here? Try to include things about yourself and perhaps a sample of your writing. Be creative. As a side note, even in a casual setting as this, LITERACY COUNTS. I know that everyone makes mistakes, but "tlking lik ths isnt gona get u in". Seriously. Give a good reason why you would be helpful in our guild and how you would contribute.

If you would like to donate to the guild, please contact one of the crew. We will put your gold to use in the places it is most needed. Thank you so much for anything you have to offer.