Do I really look like a man with a plan? I don't have a plan.

The mob has plans, the cops have plans. You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one.

I just do things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I hate plans. Yours, theirs, everyone's.

Maroni has plans. Gordon has plans. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I am not a schemer. I show schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

It's a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you.

I just did what I do best - I took your plan and turned it on itself.

Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets.

Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds!

Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos?

It's fair.

Welcome to The Joker Guild. Not simply from the new movie "The Dark Knight", but the comics, the series, the animated series', "Batman" the Movie, and "The Dark Knight".

This is dedicated to the best Batman villain ever devised.

The Rules? I'd like to say there are none, but simply follow Gaia's ToS and we won't have a problem. S'alright?