This council values family as the most important concept; and all our enemies fear our very existence. When we're not rearranging sock drawers, spamming youtube accounts, or hiding in giant pinatas; we are plotting our next devious scheme in our hideout (which is somewhere in Egypt)

If you believe you have what it takes to join this council, please send me your resume, and references. Of course, they will need to be good, and a strict interview will be conducted if we feel you have qualities we are impressed with.

The Evil Council of Doom driving fear into the hearts of many~