Welcome, young dregs of society. I hope your search of the web has proved fruitful, and that you have came here with one single purpose. To join my cause and be one of my many soldiers for the coming war. What war may that be, you ask? Why, the war for the sun, of course. The fools of the P.W.F. have thwarted my attempts for YEARS, but they spread their forces too thin, i have captured Groudon, and am working on how to kill it. Haven't you noticed? The sun growing dim? That's just a small taste of what i can do.
DO you crave power? DO you crave life eternal?
Welcome home then.