DISCLAIMER: We do not hate vampires. Vampires are totally sexy. UNLESS THEY'RE NOOBS. (noobpyres)

Okay come on people. We've all seen them. It's the noobpyres. There are literally thousands of them, and well... They've basically ruined everything classical and interesting about vampires, with their fairy tales of sparkles and mainstream media.

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NoobPyre. NoobPyres tend to consist of 13-15 y/o's (God help them if they're any older) who have no idea what they're doing... And decide that its totally cool to be a bloodsucking zombie(?). For the reference. IF YOU ARE A NOOB.... THAN IT IS TOTALLY UNCOOL.
Me and a friend of mine started to run around, and confront these vampires, in a mere, and playful 'attack' (RP), and i figured, that it was so fun, why not do it enforce?
For that reason this page has been designed to recruit and organize anyone who wishes to join our cause, and as serious as i make it sound, its really just for the fun of it. Because c'mon people. Noobpyres suck. Honestly. And i don't intend any pun. They're over-slept-with and over-rated. Like Slipknot. And My Chemical Romance. And well... name one retarded, corny, poser ANYTHING that's trying to be evil(?), and that's basically how much they suck.
So what the hell are ya' waiting for? Join us xD we're so awesome! D


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And screw NoobPyres! Get out of our face! Your stupid 100gp skin (which by the way, looks TERRIBLE) doesn't make you better, or more badass than us xD