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Gone 18 Comic Creators 4/10/09 7:03am
valiant_elfe
No, I mean 10% of all proceeds from all titles, whether this character is in a particular book or not. This is an industry-standard contract, I promise you, regardless of what other lawyers may tell you. I am a famous comic-book manga graphic novel creator and I know what I'm talking about. Please send all checks and correspondance to: Major Malfunction c/o Waverly Hills Sanatorium Lou ...
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4/10/09 5:38am
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Gone 18 Comic Creators 4/10/09 7:03am
valiant_elfe
Feel free! However, I expect a 10% take of any profits from the publishing of these comics and full control of any character merchandising (such as t-shirts, figurines, wall scrolls, novelty wetsuits, branded firearms, etc). My lawyer will be contacting you shortly.
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4/10/09 5:26am
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Gone 18 Comic Creators 4/10/09 7:03am
valiant_elfe
Name of character: Freddy Mercury Breed: Golden Retriever Sex: Not since the back injury Age: 11, but "has an old soul" Personality: Right p***k Power: Like Super-Skrull, only combining all the X-Men together instead Reference/appearance: Reverse mohawk (big hair with a shaved line down the middle), hoop earrings, clown nose Attire(What kind of clothing you think they would wear): Leather c ...
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4/10/09 4:58am
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I SELL ART!!! 13 Art Shops 4/10/09 4:50am
neehole
Are you going to send Ethan Hunt after me?
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4/10/09 4:50am
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I'll Draw Anime! 16 Chatterbox 4/14/09 10:56pm
Gryphon 18
No art samples?
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4/10/09 2:43am
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Selling banners 4 Personalized Graphics 4/10/09 2:54am
-l-iNaruto Cosplayer-l-
Now that you have apparently utterly mastered the art of MS Paint, maybe it's time to move up to something else. Paint.net and GIMP are free.
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4/10/09 2:33am
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Please Help with Character Designs! [I WILL PAY! 1k-10k!] 20 Comic Creators 4/10/09 11:14pm
x sherby
Japan is just crawling with big-titted blond girls, don't you know.
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4/10/09 12:52am
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what do think of my idea 27 Comic Creators 4/16/09 1:25am
Kikko Mangetsu

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4/10/09 12:45am
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support my ideas...please? :) 20 Comic Creators 4/6/09 12:47pm
freakygrl321
You don't have to be a certain age to draw comics or write stories or compose music or whatever. It's just that the odds of anyone under about 25 being able to do anything that's any good are vanishingly slim, because they usually lack worldly experience, proper training in the field, and (possibly most importantly) the self-awareness that any creative person must have in order to properly judg ...
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4/4/09 6:28am
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METAL - Now w/ CatBrush style Pitch! + New Art! 41 Comic Creators 3/31/09 2:50pm
Ethma
I would strongly suggest reading War for the Oaks by Emma Bull.
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3/31/09 2:50pm
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Attention-getting at Comics Conventions 43 Comic Creators 4/5/09 3:40pm
Stop Him
Hire booth babes.
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3/31/09 2:38pm
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plot idea...rate? 43 Comic Creators 4/8/09 3:45pm
sweet_logic
You know, those of us who have been struggling with psychiatric disorders for most of our adult lives, and consider it a deeply private issue that is actually painful to talk about, get really annoyed at teenagers who use their problems as an attention-getting device. "Look at me, I'm craaaaaaaaaazy! Aren't I interesting?" It's people like you that make it hard for the rest of us to tell peo ...
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3/31/09 3:33am
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Who likes Riokshte?!?!?(DeviantArt) 165 Promotions 4/1/09 10:16pm
TYEGLOW
Steve Jobs has used his complete control of the internet (with the help of Al Gore and Gene Ray) to ensure that I do not get proper credit for my immense influence on modern animation. For the true history of animation in America, send $40 for my self-published book, How I Invented Animation And Did Walt Disney In The Butt, and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Major Malfunction c/o Wav ...
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3/30/09 7:57am
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Who likes Riokshte?!?!?(DeviantArt) 165 Promotions 4/1/09 10:16pm
TYEGLOW
How do I know you don't have an ulterior motive? If I draw on your butt you could sit on a xerox copier and then I'd have to sue you for a hillion jillion dollars.
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3/30/09 7:50am
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