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I thought you were going to bed? Oh, wait, this is supposedly somebody else, right. I got "Anaya Felgrove" and "Tyrande Whisperwind" confused, since you both have almost identical profiles (with the same mutual friend, no less), similar avatars, and names that Blizzard would have rejected from Warcraft for being too stupid. "Felgrove"? Really? Did you use some sort of Random Generic Fant ...
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I think I'm doing just fine, considering that you're still replying to me.
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The complete lack of worthwhile art on your DA is strong evidence for the hypothesis that people who think there are no objective standards for art are always, without exception, talentless and unable to accept criticism. Your work is complete crap and this is not in the least bit surprising since you apparently believe that all art is of equal value, regardless of the talent of the artist. ...
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You are so full of yourself that you're some kind of bizarre biological tesseract. I can only imagine the speed at which people flee your presence.
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Dude, I just looked at your DA gallery. If that's your idea of "walking" then quite frankly I want nothing to do with it.
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Well, yes, that's because you are full of yourself for absolutely no good reason. You think you know what you're talking about, when you are in fact a walking, talking, posting error message for your misfiring forebrain. I thought it might be helpful to point this out, because you might then be able to either get help, or merely shut the hell up.
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Yes, because you are totally beyond the use of disrespect and insults in these sort of discus But what amazes me most, of all the things I've seen in my life so far, is how can you manage to use a keyboard. Oops, spoke too soon. Keep thinking that you hold some kind of intellectual high ground, though, if it makes you feel any better.
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Why should I care what you think? You've already demonstrated your complete irrelevance. You can go right ahead believing what you like, since there's no chance you're ever going to have any impact on the world, artistically speaking, because you do not understand how the world works. The fact that you are wrong is of absolutely no importance.
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Unchi has been extremely polite, relatively speaking, given that you are a useless, stupid t**t who apparently believes that there's no such thing as standards for art or writing. It's really quite difficult to believe that nobody has ever gotten totally exasperated at your idiocy before.
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Earlier today, I was reading Umberto Eco's Six Walks In the Fictional Woods. It's an amazing book, if somewhat difficult, and it's changing the way that I look at the process of writing fiction. It's going to have a strong effect on my own work, and on the way that I edit and critique other peoples' writing. Going from that book to your post has caused such a huge pressure differential in m ...
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On the other hand, Jun Plumcider Hou is a 50-year-old woman drawing Naruto porn.
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You poor thing. People are being so judgmental about your naked anime men. They just don't understand, do they? You have the right to draw whatever you want, but nobody else has any right to write what they want if they choose to express an opinion you don't like. That's how it works on DA, and how dare anybody on Gaia act differently!
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This, of course, exempts you from all possible criticism, like all DA artists.
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