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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH! What the hell is that stuff!? Are you ******** gay, Corrida? You want me to strip? What's the matter? Missing Adrian? She was using you. Even Celeste couldn't bear the sight of you any more. She'd rather kill herself than be with you! ...Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go get a change of clothes... See you later, dude.
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Ummm... ((OOC: :shock:))
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((OOC: You have some sick fantasies, Corrida.))
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. . . COOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (BREATHE. BREATHE. I'LL KILL HIM. I can see the headlines now - 'Juan Corrida found dead - Matt Engarde comments 'It's such a shame, dude. I mean, we were enemies, but he didn't deserve this...' More on page 8!' .... Yeeeessss...) It's okay. Adrian knows the best dry cleaners in town...
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((OOC: "One of me"? You're going insane, Corrida. Let me take you out of your misery. Just a quick gunshot in the back of the head, and it'll be all over. I might even throw in a knife fight.))
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Umm... this is a limited edition jacket worn by Dee Struktyv the day he smashed the record for most consecutive crashes in one race. It's priceless, dude.
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..... Adrian doesn't like me answering questions about any injuries I may have sustained on or off set.
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((OOC: Power? You wouldn't know power if it came up and slapped you in the face. ...I'll kill you, you b*****d! :scream: ...This isn't all that OOC. :|))
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Umm... ((OOC: Golly. :oops:))
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((OOC: You can't get it on your own, so you have to force it out of people? Ha! You should get over your obvious obsession with me, Corrida.))
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...... ((OOC: dudedudedude! I think Matt is secretly Ini Miney. "I like, don't know, dude. Isn't that like, murder, or like, something?" ))
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((OOC: I'll bring you down with me! :scream:))
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. . . Shelley De Killer?! Where?! Umm, it's not nice to play with people's emotions, dude...
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((OOC: Suck it up, Corrida. :dramallama:))
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I'm pretty sure we'll win in the end. We have that... Lawyer dude on our side, right? He usually wins most things. *Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.* Hold on a minute. ...... That was my manager. I have to go get ready for an interview now. I'll be back some other time... Bye dudes. ]
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