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Trade Request 1 Site Questions & Assistance 7/1/09 7:14pm
B5008
Hello, I can't find the trade request option that used to be under Shop. Can anyone tell me what happened to it or if it's been moved to another place? Thanks.
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7/1/09 7:13pm
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Is there any Anne Rice fans out there? 23 The GD 6/5/09 1:17am
beatngu_ecchi
In middle school I had to read a lot of Anne Rice novels. I cannot say she is my favorite but she is very skilled and talented at writing.
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6/5/09 1:10am
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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joke: A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I th ...
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5/3/09 10:22pm
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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joke: A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mu ...
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5/3/09 10:20pm
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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joke: A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders t ...
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5/3/09 10:18pm
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of ...
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5/3/09 10:17pm
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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Joke: A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since eac ...
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5/3/09 10:15pm
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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joke: Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change thei ...
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5/3/09 10:13pm
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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joke: A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the t ...
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5/3/09 10:10pm
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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joke: A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "an ...
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5/3/09 10:08pm
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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joke" Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fi ...
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5/3/09 10:07pm
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joke: A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a s**t about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows fina ...
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5/3/09 10:06pm
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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joke: There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's no ...
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5/3/09 10:04pm
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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Joke: Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!" Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it........ ...
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5/3/09 10:02pm
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EASIEST WAY TO EARN GOLD! POST JOKES HERE! 72 Chatterbox 5/4/09 7:54am
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Joke: 101 Ways to Annoy Someone 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen wh ...
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5/3/09 9:53pm
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