Peasant with spiffy shoes
Seriously.
I can see it now.
I GIANT TURKEY LANDS, AND FIGHTS OFF ALL THE ALIENS TO SAVE EARTH.
ANd how do we repay the turkey?
By killing it, and having the best thanksgiving feast ever.
WRONG...
The Zurg are the colonists...
Gaians are the Native Americans...
We will have "thanksgiving"
Then the Zurg/Colonists will take our land, our freedoms, and shove us onto dinghole reservations...
Damn...
cry
(had it been a Thanksgiving event)