ATTN: 11!!! Stop ignoring your baby and pay my CHILD SUPPORT

[The Velveteen Violinist]

evil

[siriustoast]

Goodness.
heart

[The Velveteen Violinist]

Goodness?

[ZoneIV]

Now, I know it's possible, Miss noir, But how can you tell it really Number 11? Haven't you notice... All you Aliens Look alike. Really the question isn't Why isn't 11 paying Child Support, It's Who is that babies real Father? Now I can arrange a show with Dr. Phil... Would you like that?

[celtic69hottie]

cute baby my husband is caring for ours today

[The Velveteen Violinist]

ZoneIV

Now, I know it's possible, Miss noir, But how can you tell it really Number 11? Haven't you notice... All you Aliens Look alike. Really the question isn't Why isn't 11 paying Child Support, It's Who is that babies real Father? Now I can arrange a show with Dr. Phil... Would you like that?

Ah, to you closed human minds we are all alike! wink Humans simple do not possess the processing capabilities that allow us to diffrentiate individuals.

Oh my, who is this Doctor Phil? Is he a lawyer of some sort that can help us?

[Oxymoronic Username]

Le Chat, you have saved me from a severe probing several times.

So, I shall return the favor! *gives support*

Go get that b*****d!

[The Velveteen Violinist]

Thank you for your support, fellow Herioc Cop! heart

Yes, maybe I should write an account of our experiences in counter to that lame Diary that we so detest!

[-Clip-Doodle-Bot-]

*cuddles baby Alexa*

[The Velveteen Violinist]

Baby Alexa!

[CATSUITS!]

YOU ARE NOT ALONE. EDGAR IS ALSO HIS CHILD.
I TOLD HIM I'D PAY FOR EVERYTHING, HE JUST NEEDED TO LOVE HIS CHILD.
BUT... BUT...
gonk
crying

I come back after such a long absense, just a few days... AND THIS IS WHAT I FIND.
I start to hyperventilate...

[The Velveteen Violinist]

CATSUITS!

YOU ARE NOT ALONE. EDGAR IS ALSO HIS CHILD.
I TOLD HIM I'D PAY FOR EVERYTHING, HE JUST NEEDED TO LOVE HIS CHILD.
BUT... BUT...
gonk
crying

I come back after such a long absense, just a few days... AND THIS IS WHAT I FIND.
I start to hyperventilate...

crying Oh no! His poor child Edward, deprieved of a father's love! crying Makes me cry, what kind of b*****d would do this to an innocent child- oh yeah, 11 WOULD! scream

[RMarques]

Oh my god! surprised How could anyone, alien or human be THAT heartless? For shame ATTN 11! For shame! talk2hand

*Gives diapers, Tylonalien, and some books"

[Nahxsua]

You poor thing!
Albane, father of my two Zurglings, left me to try and take over the world...
If you really want to get back at UFO 11 then find a lawyer and get a DNA test.
Albane's mother Xycara takes care of her grandchildren. Albane's sisters Vhilema and Ish have about fifty kids each that Anah and Vin play with, their cousins.
The rest of Albane's family cant stand me or my children.
That's just fine with me though.

[xo-CandyChan-ox]

Dih?!