DemonFox06
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- Posted: Sat, 02 Dec 2006 16:09:46 +0000
ZURG NATION- IMFORMATION- ZURG CRISIS
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Demonfox06, reporting on the strange occurrences that have thrown Gaia into turmoil in the past few months.
Most Gaians are now aware that alien beings, known as the Zurg, have initiated contact with our world. Whether the Zurg are friendly or hostile is as yet inconclusive, but we have now made peaceful contact with their leader, the enigmatic "Mother."
Our contact with the extra-terrestrial beings, now called an "invasion" by many, started slowly: UFO sightings in Gaia's Towns began to rise astronomically, ranchers reported that their cows had gone missing, and elaborate "crop circles" appeared in fields. Some Gaians claimed that the Zurg spoke to them, and even noted distinct personalities among different Zurg beings. Some seemed to be hostile, some seemed friendly, and one seemed slightly disabled.
The Zurg did not officially make their presence known until the annual Halloween party at the Gambino Mansion. "Mother" made a surprise appearance, crashing her massive ship into the mansion and announcing herself as the creator of the recently introduced Zurg energy drink. Zurg "party crashers" stormed the event, drunkenly probing cows and humans with their strange alien devices. Whether the probing was a friendly greeting or an act of violence has not been determined; many Gaians took offense to the invasive prodding, and fought back with non-lethal ray guns, "zapping" many aliens into submission.
Since the Halloween party, the Zurg Energy Drink has been outselling Gambino's once-popular Red Bino drink by a wide margin. The Zurg market their drink as a healthful tonic that improves intelligence and boosts attractiveness, but the drink has a shocking side effect: it mutates the DNA of anyone who drinks it, turning them into a Zurg!
While the Zurg once marketed their drink from afar, beaming occasional shipments from their ships in rays of light, their marketing approach has become much more intense lately. The Zurg mothership and many auxiliary Zurg craft have landed on the world map, and the Zurg have ramped up production of their drink, flooding the Gaian market in what may be an attempt to convert all of Gaia's populace into what were known in simpler times as "little green men."
Several anti-Zurg organizations have sprung up, most notably the Gaians in Black. The GIB are attempting to gather information about what they perceive as a threat to the Gaian way of life, but their investigations have turned up little in the way of conclusive proof of Zurg wrongdoing.
In a bizarre twist, the UFO pilot known as "09" allegedly became involved in a romantic relationship with a Gaian. While this allegation has been widely reported, it became difficult to confirm after "09" mysteriously disappeared. Other Zurg have repeatedly denied knowledge of his whereabouts.
What does the future hold for Gaia? What are the intentions of these Zurg, who some call "friends" and some call "invaders"? At this point, concrete answers remain elusive. Please come back often for further updates on the Zurg Crisis.
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People who are actually trying to help save gaia....
1.DemonFox06
2. auron_93 - kill them alll!!!the zurg WILL be defeated!!!!!
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