If you were an alain, what would you do to the cows?

If You Were an alain, what would you do to cows?

Funky The Cows!	29.5%	[ 18 ]
Why abduct cows?	70.5%	[ 43 ]
Total Votes:			[ 61 ]

[B e l o v e d King]

o_o I'd be having hamburgers. xD Be like "Mmm cow. Hey what about some milk?" So that'd be own little living right there. Possible.. lonely.. hug.. cow.. RAWR

[dafne_chan]

i'll make milk then sell cheese then i'l kill the stupid cows because they give me the creeps! eek

[Ziaheart]

... perform practice experiments....? Though I think that should be done on monkeys first... I hear chimps are anatomatically closest to humans, not cows.... or maybe they're trying to find stomache donners! heard earth cows have 4 and.... now I'm just ranting.

[Usagi Youkai]

If the cow doesn't give me milk, I'm eating it

[Shado-San]

2 words humans

Ham.....Burger

but you mortals can eat them, i'm a veggie freak.

one time, my cousin decided to milk my cow, so he reached under her, and started pulling, and yanking, and tugging, but no milk, so finally he gave up, and asked me how to milk her. I told him two things

1) the Cow's name is Herman, he's a bull,
2) he was trying to milk his.....[4 letter word here] <--we all know what that is.

[Ch1ck3n-H34rt-Jub31]

Me and my son sometimes go out and give them abitta the old probing. biggrin