UPDATE!
New Information!! This just in! I have recived intel from Mod/User Fleep, which is quoted as follows:
1. All abducted admins have been returned to the Gaia World with no memory of what transpired on the UFOs.
2. There has been no word on the much beloved UFO 09. Maybe we'll hear from him again?
3. I flew one of the UFOs. But which one, I'm not telling!
4. Apparently, the cows appearing in the forums are mooing in some kind of code
This was taken directly from Mod/User Fleep's Journal entry, which can be found
Here
A code? From the cows... Could the cows have been trying to communicate important information to us, or were they telling the Zurg our greatest weaknesses?
THERORY OF MISSING #9.
Perhaps this weeks comic has something to do with it? The comic Featuring Gambino and the Buckin' Bino was relavant, maybe this is where #9 has dissapeared to???
~~Agent Toluth~~