Welcome to the GNDA 06 Branch, headed by moi, the Blach Inferno Alchemist, and Aruke Uchiha. I will be gathering information on only the Zurg and why we should protect ourselves, and occationally be posting random quotes from the Zurg themselves.
First off, the rules.
1. NO FLAMMING! I WILL use this sword if I have to.
2. If you have a beef with someone, take it to PMs or tell me. I don't want this board cluttered up with unessasary posts.
3. Bump if you want, but only if you are on our side.
4. Any information is welcome.
5. No Zurg flamming. We're trying to PREVENT a war, not start one.
6. Rping is fine, just don't take it too far.
7. If you want to join, PM Aruke Uchiha.
Filthy, unwelcome Gaian vermin have broken into our bunker and stolen some of our most prized technology. First they reverse-engineer our flying saucers, and now THIS?
A pox upon all mammals!
I humble myself in apology, Mother. Through an unforeseen and probably unavoidable series of events, Plan 19 has failed. Though I do not consider myself personally responsible for the failure of this mission, I will accept full blame and culpability if it should please you.
What does the failure of Plan 19 mean for our organization? First of all, our failure to capture the Jolly One has put quite a hitch in our attempt to extract information about the festive customs of the Gaians. This failure also prevents us from properly scanning the mind and genetic code of the Jolly One, so his seemingly supernatural powers will, for the moment, remain mysterious to us. Secondly, and perhaps more worryingly, the accidental damage we caused to the Jolly One during the abduction attempt will surely win us no friends among the Gaian populace; we would be well advised to sweep this whole incident under the rug to whatever degree possible.
Luckily, the fact that the Jolly One sustained no external damage (and still looks exactly the same as before) will make his condition more difficult to notice. Hopefully, this fortunate fact will buy us some time to strategize.
Now if only we could find that cow...
With my sincerest apologies and fondest regards,
I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME. TO SHOW YOU THE STARS.
TO DANCE AMONG THEM. YOU WILL SEE WONDERS AND DELIGHTS
NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE.
WE WILL TRAVEL TO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAXY... HAND IN HAND.
JOIN ME AND FOLLOW ME INTO THE LIGHT. I WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF TRUE LOVE.