DW DeathWard DW
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- Posted: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 22:48:52 +0000
Hello fellow gaians, Im DW Deathward DW, and im back! And with another Report!
ROLL THE THEME SONG!
Oopma loompa doopadie doo,
Ive got a perfect puzzle for you,
Oompa loompa doopadie dee,
If you are Wise youll listen to me!
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The other day i had a interview with some of the zurg, they refused to get out of their spacecraft and said that they would only do it if i didint mention any names -.-
Me: So, nice to meet you guys, glad you could do the interview.
Me: Okay, so first question, What religeon do you Zurg beleave in?
Zurg 1: You can't really say its a religeon, we only beleave in him as a leader
Zurg 2: His name is MOOF.
Me: hmm... okay, so what's the average Zurgian lifespan?
Zurg 1: somewhere about 130 "years" as you call it
Zurg 2: to about 160 "years".
Me: why, thats only about 30-60 years longer then the average human ;O
Me: okay, we still have a few questions left...
Me: So what Are the zurgians diet?
Zurg 1: Some of us eat gaians... Not mentioning any names...
Zurg 1: *cough* 05 *cough*
Zurg 2: We also consume energy.
Me: Are any of you vegetairian?
Zurg 2: Some, but not many
Zurg 1: What is this "vegetairian" you speak of?
Zurg 2: its a plant eater
Zurg 1: ohh...
Me: Well, if we can finish the interview?
Me: hmm... lets see here... aha! What is your home planet???
Zurg 1 and 2: ... -.- ...
Zurg 1: Zurg of course -.-
Me: Oh lolz...
Me: okay, only 2 more questions left!
Me: What other races are you in alliance with?
Zurg 1: This is none of your APE buisiness!
Me: Lolz, im not a ape im a snowman you dolt -.-
Me: Final question, what races are you enemies with?
Zurg 1: all who oppose us
Zurg 2: Currentally, gaians are neutrul.
Me: But... didint you say you ate gaians?
Zurg 1: Yes, but we eat them, there not our enemies.. YET!
Me: Well, Thank you for letting me have a interview.
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ROLL THE THEME SONG!
Oopma loompa doopadie doo,
Ive got a perfect puzzle for you,
Oompa loompa doopadie dee,
If you are Wise youll listen to me!
_______________________________________________
The other day i had a interview with some of the zurg, they refused to get out of their spacecraft and said that they would only do it if i didint mention any names -.-
Me: So, nice to meet you guys, glad you could do the interview.
Me: Okay, so first question, What religeon do you Zurg beleave in?
Zurg 1: You can't really say its a religeon, we only beleave in him as a leader
Zurg 2: His name is MOOF.
Me: hmm... okay, so what's the average Zurgian lifespan?
Zurg 1: somewhere about 130 "years" as you call it
Zurg 2: to about 160 "years".
Me: why, thats only about 30-60 years longer then the average human ;O
Me: okay, we still have a few questions left...
Me: So what Are the zurgians diet?
Zurg 1: Some of us eat gaians... Not mentioning any names...
Zurg 1: *cough* 05 *cough*
Zurg 2: We also consume energy.
Me: Are any of you vegetairian?
Zurg 2: Some, but not many
Zurg 1: What is this "vegetairian" you speak of?
Zurg 2: its a plant eater
Zurg 1: ohh...
Me: Well, if we can finish the interview?
Me: hmm... lets see here... aha! What is your home planet???
Zurg 1 and 2: ... -.- ...
Zurg 1: Zurg of course -.-
Me: Oh lolz...
Me: okay, only 2 more questions left!
Me: What other races are you in alliance with?
Zurg 1: This is none of your APE buisiness!
Me: Lolz, im not a ape im a snowman you dolt -.-
Me: Final question, what races are you enemies with?
Zurg 1: all who oppose us
Zurg 2: Currentally, gaians are neutrul.
Me: But... didint you say you ate gaians?
Zurg 1: Yes, but we eat them, there not our enemies.. YET!
Me: Well, Thank you for letting me have a interview.
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