1) Take one Gaia, the meanest most nasty one you can find. A real scumbag.
2) Chop him up into pieces, each piece being roughly the size of your finger.
3) Smoke the meat, and salt liberally.
4) Stick it in a barral and leave overnight.
Now you got Gaian Jerky! Great for long winter months and voyages into space.
1 rich gaian
Fruits of labor (All of the gaians items)
How to make
1. Kill the gaian and squeeze out the blood into the honey.
2. Stir the blood & honey.
3. Squish all the fruits except the lemon. (Some seeds may come out. Leave them in for the taste!)
4. Get all the gaian's items, take out the hot ones and get all the cold ones to serve as the ice.
5.Squeeze the lemon in your 2 eyes. drop your tears in the honey.
6.Apply the honey.
How to eat:
1. Eat the seeds first
3. Grab the glass/chalice and splat it on your head
4. Drop dead.
Anything you need for a blueberry cake. (DUH?)
1 Cheese bar that passed it's expiry date. CYANIDE!!
How to make:
1.Kill the gaian. use him as the butter. (YUCK!)
2.Melt the cheese. When it's hot enough, Smear it into yourself.
3.Wrap yourself with the gaian butter.
4.Get a flour shower.
5. Hit your eyes with the eggs
6.Have a cyanide shower.
7.Preheat the oven to a million celcius.
8. Repeat steps 1-6.
9. Roll in the blueberries for 100 times.
10.Throw yourself in the oven. Wate for 24 hours. Enjoy.
How to eat:
1.Cut your hand. Use this as a spoon.
2.Cut your spine. Use this as a fork.
3. Take off your intestines. Use this as a side dish.
4.Bon a petit.