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Alright 05, you want a recipe, try this one on for size.

4 1/2 cups Corn Chex
4 1/2 cups Rice Chex
6 tablespoons butter
3/4 teaspoon Garlic Powder
1/2 teaspoon Onion Powder
1 1/2 teaspoons Seasoning Salt
2 tablesoons Worchestisire sauce
1 cup pretzles
1 cup mixed nuts

Combine Corn Chex, Rice Chex, pretzles and mixed nuts. In a seperate bowl, add butter and melt in a microwave for 40 seconds. Add Worchestisire sauce, onion powder, garlic powder and seasoning salt. Pour butter mixture over dry mixture and mix well. Put in microwave and heat for six minutes, stopping and stirring every two minutes. Dump mix on paper towels to cool.

There. Try something WITHOUT Gaians in it for once!
Tasheren
Gaian Snowcone

1 Shaved and Deboned Gaian
1 Cup finely shaved ice

Scoop shaved ice into a cup or paper cone. Squeeze the gaian until the shaved ice is suitably covered with juice.

A perfect recipe for those hot summer days.

THIS WOULD GO GREAT IN A HOLLOWED-OUT SKULL!
Cid High-Wind
There. Try something WITHOUT Gaians in it for once!


Bah-pssh, where's the fun in that?

5, I suggest the Chex-Mix recipie as a sidedish to something grander.
Tenderize Gaians with a side of n00b salad:

~ 1 Ban hammer
~ 3 - 4 gaians
~ n00blets
~ Suction tube
~big fork, knife, big spoon

First get a Ban Hammer that it's hard enough to squish anything.
Pick 3-4 gaians from any forum except the Chatterbox.
Lay them on a floor or something thats flats.
Bash the hammers on the gaians and make sure to hit them at least 3 times atthe same parts, this will turn the brain mushy and it will be a delicious sauce. And the bones will make the gaians crunchy.
Use a suction tube to get the brain juice from the gaians.
Add a bit of the sauce to the meats and cook however you prefer.
Then get a couple of n00blets from the Chatterbox.
Get some any favorite type of salad and start to wash the n00bs because they are naturally messy. use a big knife to cut the n00bs and add to salad.
Then mix with all together with the bit of sauce left.

And wallah~!

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Tasheren
Gaian Snowcone

1 Shaved and Deboned Gaian
1 Cup finely shaved ice

Scoop shaved ice into a cup or paper cone. Squeeze the gaian until the shaved ice is suitably covered with juice.

A perfect recipe for those hot summer days.

THIS WOULD GO GREAT IN A HOLLOWED-OUT SKULL!

I suspect that it would.

Now, Gaian Icecream? Ugh. After all the flaming, the Gaians are just too scorched to make a decent ice-cream stock.

Grunny icecream, with grombie sprinkles, on the other hand . . . surprised
Gaian Cereal

  • 1/2 cup of white elixir
  • 1/2 cup of raisin brain (of gaians)
  • Sliced Gaian*


*Sliced Gaian:
The sliced Gaian will add more flavors to the Gaian Cereal, making it taste less brainy.


Pour all of the ingredients into a bowl
And your ready to serve.
"Special" Soup

404 lol's
6 cups of gwee blood
1 ignorant literate
3 noobs
1 Dicy Tuna (optional)
2 Lemons (optional)

Mash the noobs into a fine substance while gradually adding bits of lols. After bringing the gwee's blood to a boil, add the literate. Stir rapidly for 30 seconds, then decrease your speed and stir for an additional 2 minutes. Once the literate has been decimated, slowly add in the noob and lol mixture. Add lemons and tuna if needed.

Serves 6-8
Another favorite calls for a very rare type of Gaian. It's called:

Zom-bread.

You need:
3 Zombies
1 Gaian
2 cups of flour
2 cups of water
4 eggs
1 teaspoon of vanilla

Start by mixing the flour, water and eggs in a large blender. Add the three zombies... slowly. Once that's all mixed in, at the nutmeg. Put it all in a wide-rimmed pan and put in the over at 700 degrees for three seconds. Slice the final Gaian, adding it to the top of the bread as a topping.
Viola, Zom-bread!
Cid High-Wind
Alright 05, you want a recipe, try this one on for size.

4 1/2 cups Corn Chex
4 1/2 cups Rice Chex
6 tablespoons butter
3/4 teaspoon Garlic Powder
1/2 teaspoon Onion Powder
1 1/2 teaspoons Seasoning Salt
2 tablesoons Worchestisire sauce
1 cup pretzles
1 cup mixed nuts

Combine Corn Chex, Rice Chex, pretzles and mixed nuts. In a seperate bowl, add butter and melt in a microwave for 40 seconds. Add Worchestisire sauce, onion powder, garlic powder and seasoning salt. Pour butter mixture over dry mixture and mix well. Put in microwave and heat for six minutes, stopping and stirring every two minutes. Dump mix on paper towels to cool.

There. Try something WITHOUT Gaians in it for once!

* scribbles out "mixed nuts" and writes in "assorted Gaians"
Kiokujo
Tenderize Gaians with a side of n00b salad:

~ 1 Ban hammer
~ 3 - 4 gaians
~ n00blets
~ Suction tube
~big fork, knife, big spoon

First get a Ban Hammer that it's hard enough to squish anything.
Pick 3-4 gaians from any forum except the Chatterbox.
Lay them on a floor or something thats flats.
Bash the hammers on the gaians and make sure to hit them at least 3 times atthe same parts, this will turn the brain mushy and it will be a delicious sauce. And the bones will make the gaians crunchy.
Use a suction tube to get the brain juice from the gaians.
Add a bit of the sauce to the meats and cook however you prefer.
Then get a couple of n00blets from the Chatterbox.
Get some any favorite type of salad and start to wash the n00bs because they are naturally messy. use a big knife to cut the n00bs and add to salad.
Then mix with all together with the bit of sauce left.

And wallah~!

FOR SOME REASON, I ALWAYS FEEL BETTER AFTER USING MY BAN-HAMMER.

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Cid High-Wind
Alright 05, you want a recipe, try this one on for size.

4 1/2 cups Corn Chex
4 1/2 cups Rice Chex
6 tablespoons butter
3/4 teaspoon Garlic Powder
1/2 teaspoon Onion Powder
1 1/2 teaspoons Seasoning Salt
2 tablesoons Worchestisire sauce
1 cup pretzles
1 cup mixed nuts

Combine Corn Chex, Rice Chex, pretzles and mixed nuts. In a seperate bowl, add butter and melt in a microwave for 40 seconds. Add Worchestisire sauce, onion powder, garlic powder and seasoning salt. Pour butter mixture over dry mixture and mix well. Put in microwave and heat for six minutes, stopping and stirring every two minutes. Dump mix on paper towels to cool.

There. Try something WITHOUT Gaians in it for once!

* scribbles out "mixed nuts" and writes in "assorted Gaians"


What a jerk. mad
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Kiokujo
Tenderize Gaians with a side of n00b salad:

~ 1 Ban hammer
~ 3 - 4 gaians
~ n00blets
~ Suction tube
~big fork, knife, big spoon

First get a Ban Hammer that it's hard enough to squish anything.
Pick 3-4 gaians from any forum except the Chatterbox.
Lay them on a floor or something thats flats.
Bash the hammers on the gaians and make sure to hit them at least 3 times atthe same parts, this will turn the brain mushy and it will be a delicious sauce. And the bones will make the gaians crunchy.
Use a suction tube to get the brain juice from the gaians.
Add a bit of the sauce to the meats and cook however you prefer.
Then get a couple of n00blets from the Chatterbox.
Get some any favorite type of salad and start to wash the n00bs because they are naturally messy. use a big knife to cut the n00bs and add to salad.
Then mix with all together with the bit of sauce left.

And wallah~!

FOR SOME REASON, I ALWAYS FEEL BETTER AFTER USING MY BAN-HAMMER.
    You know of the Ban Hammer?

    05 are you stalking Gaians?
    Are you cheating on me?



crying heart
GAIAN COOKIES

YOU WILL NEED:
HALF A DOZEN GAIANS
SUGAR
BUTTER
ONE EGG
VANILLA EXTRACT
FLOUR
A PINCH OF SALT AND BAKING SODA

Mince half of your Gaians into a fine powder
Mix powder with the sugar and butter over a low flame until you have a sugary buttery Gaian-y mixture. domokun Remove from heat.

In a large bowl combine flour, salt and baking soda.
In a smaller bowl mix egg and vanilla extract.

Add egg mixture to sugary Gaian mixture. Then add that mixture to the flour mixture. Stir until it is combined.

Cut your remaining Gaians into chunks and add to everything else.

It may require refrigeration for a time. Put walnut sized balls of dough on a cookie sheet and back at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 15 minutes. DELICIOUS
Spaghetti with Gaianballs

1. Spaghetti Pasta
2. Gaians
3. Any preferable cheese(optional)
4. Gaia's Big Crater
5. Water from the Ocean
6. Mushy Brain and intestines sauce


Go to the Barton Cliffs for the Big Crater. Then fill the crater with water.
Put pasta in crater and wait the Sun to cook. While that tenderize the necessary gaians with Ban- Hammer and cook them with the sauce. After pasta cooked, take or drain the water out. And mix together.

A pasta party for you and your family. ;D

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