GAIAN RECIPES!

[[NPC] alien_ufo_05]

DUE TO MOTHER'S DIRECTIVES, I HAVE NOT HAD MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO PREPARE GAIANS. SINCE YOU ARE SMALL-BRAINED BARBARIANS, I ASSUME YOU EAT EACH OTHERS HEARTS AFTER BATTLE (OR YOU WOULD, IF YOU HAD A "BATTLE SYSTEM" wink !

TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE RECIPES FOR PREPARING GAIANS!

HERE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES:

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Admin Stew

• 1 Lanzer
  
• 1 VO
  
• 1 L0cke
  
• 1 Fleep
  
• A tractor-beam full of mods
  

Squeeze VO until you end up with about a liter of juice (juice may contain bits of bone -- leave these in for flavor!).

Dice Lanzer into 1 inch minced meat squares and add to VO juice. Lanzer's natural spices will flavor the juice, and the juice will enhance the meat flavor. Simmer and reduce over a low flame until the juice thickens into a nice sauce.

De-bone L0cke and put him on a platter. Baste him with the VO/Lanzer sauce until saturated. Put in the oven at 350 degrees until a golden brown.

Grate Fleep over cooked L0cke and serve. Feed with a side of mods.

Feeds 3-5 Zurg.
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GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE GAIAN RECIPES!

[Tasheren]

o": That is the most delicious Admin-based food I have ever heard of. It is too bad that you can only eat it once.

[Trizo]

Are we able to use these recipes as long as we give credit to you?

[Denied]

Yummy. If you make it can I have a taste?

Now do a grombie one!

[Cid High-Wind]

rofl

To make alien stew-

Ingrediants:
1 alien 05

Use a knife and stab 05 in the heart. Dump his body over a cliff. Best if done at night. biggrin

[Dagger Klinge]

Umm...uhhh....something about stew...I have a recipe for noob stew.

[Launcher]

Zurg sure require a lot of food. A meal like that could probably feed a dozen Gaians.

[Kastatic]

Yummy.

Though I do like my admins alive...

[M I Abrahms]

I think you will find the most popular recipe here would be 'Pickled Gaian'.

Ingredients:

1 part Gaian
5 parts strong liquor

Directions are easy, just had the Gaians the liquor. They will go about pickling themselves. After they are unconscious you may eat whole, or slice to add flavor to various other recipes.

[Lilliana Skye]

Ouch >.o Does Lanzer taste like Ramen? Or Twinkies?

[Denied]

Cid High-Wind

rofl

To make alien stew-

Ingrediants:
1 alien 05

Use a knife and stab 05 in the heart. Dump his body over a cliff. Best if done at night. biggrin

I don't think 05 would taste very good.

[Feei]

Sounds delicious! ; D

[[NPC] alien_ufo_05]

Cid High-Wind

rofl

To make alien stew-

Ingrediants:
1 alien 05

Use a knife and stab 05 in the heart. Dump his body over a cliff. Best if done at night. biggrin

YOU MUST STAB ONLY ONE OF MY HEARTS?

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND... IS THERE A SKILLET AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF?

I MUST LEARN TO STUDY GAIAN COOKING PRACTICES.

[Cherry Springer]

I WANT SAMPLES! scream

[[NPC] alien_ufo_05]

Captain Sack

I think you will find the most popular recipe here would be 'Pickled Gaian'.

Ingredients:

1 part Gaian
5 parts strong liquor

Directions are easy, just had the Gaians the liquor. They will go about pickling themselves. After they are unconscious you may eat whole, or slice to add flavor to various other recipes.

FANTASTIC, CAPTAIN SNACK! THESE WILL BE GREAT AT ZURG PARTIES!