[NPC] alien_ufo_05
SHCLORBIANS ARE TOO SALTY. VOGONS ARE TOO FATTY. BOTHANS ARE TOO STRINGY.
GAIANS HAVE THE PERFECT RATIOS OF FAT, MUSCLE, AND BONE. PLUS, YOU PUT UP MUCH LESS OF A FIGHT!
All this is true.
...Shclorbians. -shivers- I had one of those once.
Indigestion for weeks. >< Not a pleasant experience.
But I mean, Gaian is good but there is other life on this planet. Tastier life.
The fish are particularly good.